Wow, 56 Daria Gifts & Merchandise That Pair Well With Pizza

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Daria Morgendorffer was the 90s badass, unapologetic hero we all needed. When she wasn’t hitting us with the blunt, dark, and sometimes depressing reality of our existence she was teaching a generation to be just about as sarcastic as they come.

For those of us that strived for Daria’s unparalleled levels of sarcasm, unwavering beliefs, and rock-solid friendships, these gifts will remind you why Daria Morgendorffer was the 90s role model.

Daria used to say, “I don’t like to smile unless I have a reason,” and her fans know this all too well; what better reason than a cool Daria throwback gift?

So, what do you buy fans of Daria?

The 56 Best Gift for Fans of Daria!

Sick Sad World

Pay homage to Daria and Jane’s favorite television show, the only place to get the most surreal and paranormal news headlines – Sick Sad World.

Sick Sad World T-Shirt

Sick Sad World T Shirt

Every apathetic youths’ source for all their surreal and paranormal news stories. This Sick Sad World T-shirt is the perfect homage to the 90s.

Get it on Amazon!

Jane Lane Sick Sad Fiction T-Shirt

Jane Lane Sick Sad Fiction T Shirt

Two cult classics collide with this Jane Lane Sick Sad Fiction T-shirt. For the fan that appreciates the dark humor and cynicism of both Daria and Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction. This shirt will definitely be a conversation starter whenever you wear it.

Get it on Amazon!

Sick Sad World Mug

Sick Sad World Mug

Sip your coffee and catch the latest Sick Sad World Headline – will it be bats disguised as flying squirrels? or maybe, Monaco’s Mopiest Millionaires. This Sick Sad World Mug is the perfect way to support your local surreal news network.

Get it on Etsy!

Sick Sad World Embroidered Patch

Sick Sad World Embroidered Patch

Embroidered patches were a 90s punk/grunge/emo staple. If you always wanted to be cool like Lane and Daria, this Sick Sad World Embroidered Patch is the perfect place to start. Add this to your jacket or backpack and watch out, your 90s kid apathy may not be far behind.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Sick Sad World Pin

Daria Sick Sad World Pin

Whether it’s a commentary on the state of the world as we know it, or an innocent nod to the surreal news network this Daria Sick Sad World pin is the perfect accessory for every fan’s jacket or bag.

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Daria Sick Sad World Handmade Journal

Daria Sick Sad World Handmade Journal

Daria loves nothing more than debating others on politics, religion and every other strong belief she holds, so there’s no doubt that she kept journals of all of her many intellectual thoughts and ideas. Keep your own musings in this Daria Sick Sad World Handmade Journal. The perfect vessel to contain all your deepest musings and cynical thoughts.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Fact: They had the characters write blog posts on the show’s official website.

Daria Keychain Wristlet

Daria Keychain Wristlet

Never worry about losing your keys or wallet in this sick sad world again with this Daria Keychain Wristlet.

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Daria Sick Sad World Household Bath Towel

Daria Sick Sad World Household Bath Towel

Make a statement on the state of the world and pay homage to your favorite TV show all in one go with this Daria Sick Sad World Bath Towel. The perfect size for the beach (if you’d be caught dead there) or home.

Get it on Amazon!

Daria Sick Sad World PopSockets

Daria Sick Sad World Popsockets

When you’re scrolling all those surreal and paranormal headlines into the wee hours of the night, don’t worry about dropping your phone! This Daria Sick Sad World Popsocket is every misfit’s favorite phone accessory. Besides, it can get really intense debating with trolls on the internet about the state of the world and we wouldn’t want you dropping your phone on your face, now would we?

Get it on Amazon!

Daria, Jane & Friends

For fans that want to celebrate the sarcasm queen and her band of merry misfits, these gifts feature Daria, Jane & their friends.

Daria 2019 Exclusive Daria Funko POP! Figure

Daria 2019 Exclusive Daria Funko Pop Figure

Every shelf needs a touch of cynicism and apathy, no? Funko POP! figures are must-haves for every casual fan and serious collector alike, so this limited edition Daria 2019 Funko POP! figure is sure to be loved by every fan.

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Daria the Complete Animated Series

Daria The Complete Animated Series

Get your daily dose of sarcasm. There’s no better gift than being able to watch your favorite show over and over again. The Daria Complete Animated series collects all episodes and both tv movies in the shows’ 6-year run.

Get it on Amazon!

Our Lady of Sarcasm Tank Top

Our Lady Of Sarcasm Tank Top

Worship Our Lady of Sarcasm with this tank top. If we worship Our Lady may we one day have hope of achieving the levels of sarcasm and quick wit of Daria?

Get it on Amazon!

Daria Character Panels T-Shirt

Daria Character Panels T Shirt

Send them on a trip down nostalgia lane with this Daria Character Panels T-Shirt. A throwback to all their favorite characters from the MTV animated show.

Get it on Amazon!

Daria, I Hate Everybody T-Shirt

Daria I Hate Everybody T Shirt

This Daria I Hate Everybody T-Shirt will bring back memories of any fan’s apathetic emo/grunge phase.

Get it on Amazon!

Daria Socially Distant Face Mask

Daria Socially Distant Face Mask

The original introvert, Daria is here to keep you socially distant and safe. This Daria Socially Distant Face Mask will remind everyone to stay 6ft away.

Get it on Amazon!

MTV Daria No Show Socks

Mtv Daria No Show Socks

These sassy MTV Daria No Show Socks are a great accessory that makes it easier to add a bit of your fandom to your outfit.

Get it on Amazon!

Daria 90’s Logo Crewneck Sweatshirt

Daria 90s Logo Crewneck Sweatshirt

This Daria 90s Logo Crewneck Sweatshirt is a 90s wardrobe staple. The classic Daria logo on a super comfy sweater that’s great for those chillier days.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria, I am Smiling T-shirt

Daria I Am Smiling T Shirt

Don’t tell me to smile. Daria will help you nip all those “you should smile more” comments in the bud with this I am Smiling T-Shirt. This tee features a super simple design perfect for everyday wear.

Get it on Etsy!

Anti Social Club Tee

Anti Social Club Tee

The OG anti-social social club, this Anti-Social Club tee reminds everyone that tries to steal that extra seat next to you, that they can’t sit with you. I mean you already socialize with like, two whole people, anymore than that would just be exhausting.

Get it on Etsy!

Trent High Fidelity Mug

Trent High Fidelity Mug

If you’re starting to think it’s easier to stay up all night than to wake up early this may be the mug for you. Make sure you’re fully caffeinated with this Trent High Fidelity Mug because unlike Trent, most of us have work to get to in the morning.

Get it on Etsy!

Trent Headphones Enamel Pin

Trent Headphones Enamel Pin

If you always wanted to debate with Trent over what came first, the music or the misery, then this Trent Headphones Enamel Pin is for you. While watches depressed him, pins are totally in line with his aesthetic, so be cool like Trent when you add this pin to your collection.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Handmade Stud Earrings

Daria Handmade Stud Earrings

These Daria Handmade Stud Earrings are a fun way to add a bit of your favorite 90s Animated series to your wardrobe. Never be without a sarcastic remark when you’re wearing these earrings.

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Daria LaLaLa Graphic Tee

Daria Lalala Graphic Tee

That alt-rock theme song will be stuck in your head once again with this Daria LaLaLa Graphic Tee.

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Daria Fact: The band that did the Daria Theme song only released one album and it came out 2 years before the show premiered.

Daria “Improved with Pizza” Print

Daria Improved With Pizza Print

Truer words have never been spoken. Always have Daria’s words of wisdom to remind you that all it takes to make a bad day a little brighter is a slice of pizza, with this Daria “Improved with Pizza” Print. The perfect motivational print for every fan to keep on their desk or wall.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Enamel Pin

Daria Enamel Pin

Don’t be fooled – this Daria Enamel Pin may look adorable but it packs in all that Daria sass. A great addition to any pin collector’s jacket, bag, or displays this Daria Enamel Pin is a cute take on the 90s Queen of Apathy.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Enamel Pin Bundle

Daria Enamel Pin Bundle

If you believe in brains for everyone this Darian Enamel Pin Bundle was made for you. This bundle features 5 Daria pin variants – 2 color variants (pink and blue), zombie horror pin-up Daria, punk rock Daria, and FrankenDaria. Just when you thought Daria couldn’t get more punk rock, these pins went and proved you wrong.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria’s Squad Button Set

Darias Squad Button Set

All of the most memorable Daria characters in one button set! This Daria’s Squad button set is the finishing touch to every 90s kids’ bag, jacket or pin display.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria and Jane Stud Earrings

Daria And Jane Stud Earrings

If you and your BFF were always compared to Daria and Jane, this stud earring set is the perfect matching BFF gift. After all, misery loves company and that may just be the basis of your friendship too.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Embroidered Keychain

Daria Embroidered Keychain

This Daria Embroidered Keychain is the perfect addition to your bag or keys.

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Daria Wars T-Shirt

Daria Wars T Shirt

Defend yourself against the airheads! Fight for your feminist beliefs! This Daria Wars T-Shirt is perfect for every 90s kid that grew up loving Star Wars and Daria – the crossover we never knew we needed.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria and Jane Music Sheet Art Print

Daria And Jane Music Sheet Art Print

Just like every angsty teen, music is important to Daria and Jane. This Daria and Jane Music Sheet Art Print uses that fact and turns a piece of sheet music into this beautiful piece of Daria and Jane art that any fan would love to display in their home.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Inspired Illustrated Sleep Mask

Daria Inspired Illustrated Sleep Mask

You’ll get the best night’s sleep with this Daria Inspired Sleep Mask, so good you won’t have to wake up saying “Oh, what a joy, I didn’t wake up dead” anymore!

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Crew Socks

Daria Crew Socks

Take the queen of sarcasm herself with you wherever you go with these Daria Crew Socks.

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Daria Skull Sticker

Daria Skull Sticker

If I were Daria I wouldn’t be contemplating “to be, or not to be…” because there really is no question. This Daria Skull Sticker is perfect for your water bottle, notebook, or skateboard.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Black Isn’t Sad Graphic Tee

Daria Black Isnt Sad Graphic Tee

Black isn’t sad, it’s poetic. Just make sure your blacks match before you head out the door, you wouldn’t want to be caught dead wearing blacks that don’t match, right? This Daria Black Isn’t Sad Graphic Tee is the perfect meme-worthy tee for every fan.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Handmade Face Mask

Daria Handmade Face Mask

Daria was socially distant before it was cool…Show your love of Daria and protect yourself and others with this Handmade Face Mask featuring the classic Daria Logo print.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Life Sucks Jane Graphic T-Shirt

Daria Life Sucks Jane Graphic T Shirt

Get in touch with your angsty side once again, and share Jane’s deep-seated wisdom with this Daria Life Sucks Jane Graphic T-Shirt. Create a truly 90s look with this staple tee.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Sarcasm and Coffee Hoodie

Daria Sarcasm And Coffee Hoodie

I don’t know about you, and I think it may be a product of the kinds of media we consumed in the 90s, but like…there’s nothing I love more than a good cup of coffee and someone that can stand their ground against my sarcasm. If that sounds like you too, this Daria Sarcasm and Coffee Hoodie will be your new go-to wardrobe item.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria 3D Ugly Christmas Sweater

Daria 3d Ugly Christmas Sweater

Have a very dreary Christmas with this Daria 3D Ugly Christmas Sweater. If you wear this to your next Christmas party maybe you’ll catch everyone else’s enthusiasm for the holiday?

Get it on Etsy!

Daria and Jane Minimalist Fan Art

Daria And Jane Minimalist Fan Art

These Daria and Jane Minimalist Fan Art Prints are a gorgeous way to show off your love of the show. The minimal design means it’ll be a great addition or pop of color to any room.

Get it on Etsy!

Daria Fact: It took 35 artists to produce each episode of the show.

Do Not Ask Me About Anything Phone Case

Do Not Ask Me About Anything Phone Case

When you have your headphones in or you’re on your phone, why can’t people seem to take that as the signal for “leave me alone?” Take things up a notch with this Do Not Ask Me Anything Phone Case, and people will be sure to leave you alone on your next commute – just the way you like it.

Get it on TeePublic!

Mystik Spiral Notebook

Mystik Spiral Notebook

Don’t forget to write down that reminder – “Change name of Mystik Sprial to Something Something Explosion.” No need to use your hands to jot down all your notes anymore, this Mystik Spiral Notebook is the perfect place to store all your ideas for new band names.

Get it on Redbubble!

“Are We Gothic Enough?” Sticker

Are We Gothic Enough Daria Sticker

This “Are We Gothic Enough” Meme Sticker is perfect for adding to your laptop, water bottle.

Get it on Redbubble!

Jane Leave Me Alone Sticker

Jane Leave Me Alone Sticker

This Jane Leave Me Alone Sticker will get your message across when you’re in your office, coffee shop, or wherever you choose to work. Just add it to your laptop, and we’ll hope people will take the hint.

Get it on Redbubble!

No Life. No Hope. No Future. Sticker

No Life No Hope No Future Daria Sticker

Daria has a way of expressing all of her feelings. Sometimes it’s hard to look at the world and feel anything more than No Life. No Hope. No Future. Share your cynicism with the world when you display this sticker on your water bottle, laptop, or skateboard.

Get it on Redbubble!

Daria & Darias Tapestry

Daria And Darias Tapestry

Let’s really take you back to the 90s, when every misfit had some sort of flag or tapestry hanging from the wall above their bed. This Daria & Darias Tapestry will bring back a taste of your 90s bedroom, with a slightly more tasteful print than that tye-dye peace sign of your youth.

Get it on Redbubble!

Daria and Jane Tote Bag

Daria And Jane Tote Bag

Take your apathetic BFFs with you wherever you go with this Daria and Jane Tote Bag. The perfect carry-all for all those old, morbid, and esoteric books you’re reading from the Daria book-list.

Get it on Redbubble!

I’m Overcome with Emotion Backpack

Im Overcome With Emotion Backpack

Sometimes people won’t get your sarcasm, this backpack will make it easier to walk away from those losers. Express your sarcastic self with this I’m Overcome with Emotion Backpack.

Get it on Redbubble!

Women’s Zip Up Safari Military Anorak Jacket

Womens Zip Up Safari Military Anorak Jacket

If you have always found yourself relating to Daria more than say…Quinn, this Women’s Zip Up Safari Military Anorak Jacket is for you. A wardrobe staple for every angsty misfit this jacket is warm and practical for those chilly months, but still “cool” enough to get you invited to sit at Daria’s table.

Get it on Amazon!

Daria Baby Onesie

Daria Baby Onesie

This Daria Baby Onesie is perfect for the Daria fan with kids. You’ve got to hope that your kids grow up to be as intelligent and passionate as Daria, except maybe they can hold off on most of her sass and attitude until they’re at college.

Get it on Amazon!

Daria I Hate Everybody Insulated Thermos

Daria I Hate Everybody Insulated Thermos

If you need your morning cup (or two) of coffee before you can deal with people this Daria I Hate Everybody Insulated Thermos is perfect for you. Get your point across to everyone that tries to start a conversation, and keep your coffee warm it’s a win-win!

Get it on Amazon!

Daria Best Day Never Merry Christmas Stocking

Daria Best Day Never Merry Christmas Stocking

If you’re a bit of a Bah Humbug about Christmas, this Daria Best Day Never Merry Christmas Stocking is the perfect way for you to take part in the Christmas traditions with the least amount of festive enthusiasm.

Get it on Amazon!

Daria Everybody Sucks Heart Portrait PopSocket

Daria Everybody Sucks Heart Portrait Popsocket

Your love of Daria and nobody else will really be apparent with this Daria Everybody Sucks Heart Portrait Popsocket.

Get it on Amazon!

Women’s Pu Knee High Riding Combat Boots

Womens Pu Knee High Riding Combat Boots

It’s basically a crime for every sassy, punk rock, misfit not to have a great pair of Combat Boots. Get in touch with your angsty side with these Women’s Pu Knee High Riding Combat Boots.

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Lock and Love Women’s Removable Hooded Faux-Leather Moto Biker Jacket

Lock And Love Womens Removable Hooded Faux Leather Moto Biker Jacket

The perfect punk rock concert jacket this Lock and Love Women’s Removeable Hooded Faux-Leather Moto Biker Jacket was made for going to your local punk band’s next warehouse show.

Get it on Amazon!

The Daria Diaries

The Daria Diaries

Daria’s not scared to share her opinions, that’s for sure but you never know exactly what someone may be keeping to themselves. With The Daria Diaries you can dive into the internal musings of everyone’s favorite sarcastic misfit and learn exactly what she was thinking about her life, friends, schools, and more.

Get it on Amazon!

Over-Sized Round Thin Nerdy Daria-esque Glasses

Over Sized Round Thin Nerdy Daria Esque Glasses

These Over-sized Round Thin Nerdy Daria-Esque Glasses are the finishing touch to every Daria cosplay.

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“My Biggest Fear Right Now is That I’ll Wake Up and This Conversation Won’t Be a Dream”

If you’ve ever yelled “it’s not a phase!” as you ran up the stairs in your Doc Martens and worn out band tee, this throwback to the 90s queen of sarcasm, angst, and cynism is for you. No matter how many years go by, us 90s kids will never let go of the wisdom that we learned from Daria and now we don’t have to, with these throwback gifts.

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