46 Fallout Gifts to Survive the End of the World

This pair of crew socks for men features Vault-Tec’s always positive mascot. Just focus on that beaming smile and never the smoldering skulls.

Featuring the game’s familiar logo, this Fallout 76 pullover hoodie boasts handy drawstring ties and a double-lined hood for extra…uh, protection. From extreme heat, maybe.

Inspired by “greasers” from the mid-1950s? Have yourself a powered armor with a hotrod’s painted flair? If you answered “yes” or “kind of,” you’re the perfect recipient for this Atom Cats t-shirt!

The Great War is nearly upon us. Yes, you have a vault, but is it from Vault-Tec? No?? Well, then….you’re doomed. Get with the program — buy yourself a real vault, and then buy yourself a t-shirt promoting America’s renowned vault builders.

No, we’re not kidding — it’s a perfectly recreated, slavishly handmade, completely wearable T45d armor. This work of faux-armor art is the ultimate, functional, catastrophe-born costume.

As a Veteran Ranger, you fought hard, valiantly, and intelligently against any and all foes of the New California Republic. And, you get to wear this super-cool (and toxin-filtering) helmet. This wearable recreation of the Veteran Ranger’s helmet is the final, infallible piece for your Fallout: New Vegas cosplay.

Adorned with the intimidating Brotherhood of Steel symbol, this stylish gaiter protects one from heavy dust, certain pollutants, and just the slightest increase in still-not-harmful radiation.

Based on the bulky-but-helpful wrist computer, it’s the Pip Boy Ceramic Mug! Holding 48oz of non-poisonous sludge, this Fallout coffee mug allows one to wake up properly before conquering the wasteland.

See the future through the lens of the 1950s with this set of Nuka Cola pint glasses. These glasses are perfect for drinking certain colas that continue to thrive in a post-catastrophe world.

Yes, it’s a set of salt and pepper shakers sporting a strong resemblance to diminutive warheads. Hopefully, one doesn’t annihilate 37 states by simply sprinkling the salt.

Made from 100% polyester, this extremely soft (and warm) blanket features the always affable Vault Boy. Sleep soundly in his blanket, and celebrate the security of his impregnable vaults.

Based on the cutesy, space-ready character from Fallout 4, it’s Mr. Pebbles the Space Cat on a 16.5″ x 11″ poster. Sick of humanity’s consistent (and destructive) disappointments? Then look to Mr. Pebbles and reclaim the right to dream!

Who loves Nuka Cola? You do. Well, you like to think you do. Now, all that exists are the infinite, empty bottles and those coveted, spendable caps. Celebrate the history of future currency with this Nuka Cola print.

From Fallout 4: Nuka World Expansion, it’s a mountable (and usable) Nuka Cola Thirst Zapper! Zap thirst the Nuka Cola way, or simply mount it and consider zapping thirst the Nuka Cola way.

Yes, you’ve seen them gutted, rusted, and stacked in impossible piles, but you’ve never witnessed their pre-war perfection…until now! This Vehicles of Fallout poster features glorious vehicles from the pre-bomb past.

This purposely weathered and slightly scorched sign sends a powerful message: Inside, it’s safe. Outside? Yeah, you’re probably glowing at night and losing teeth. Hang this metal sign upon the door of any resource-heavy haven.

Nearly died from protecting the New California Republic from Caesar’s Legion? Then raise this fade-resistant, weatherproof flag into the sky and salute the tenacious vanquishers of tyranny.

With a soft, blue glow provided by an ultra-bright, low heat LED bulb, this luminescent bottle with rocket ship curves recreates the soft drink usurper to Coke Zero’s crown.

This plush version of the genetically engineered monstrosity is certainly less lethal and infinitely more cuddly. Get your hugs in before it remembers how to hate.

Pulled right from the hit TV show The Adventures of Captain Cosmos, this space-ready plush is the perfect piece of pre-war nostalgia.

It’s a deck of playing cards featuring that immediately recognizable Nuka Cola branding. Remember fondly the days before everything turned to ash with this nostalgic deck of Fallout playing cards.

It’s a compact Funko “Pop” sporting a protective T-51 Power Armor. Annihilation’s hellish landscape is infinitely more livable with personal Power Armor.

Standing over 12″ high, this Vault Boy Bobblehead is the perfect gift for giddy and grinning Vault-Tec personnel. It’s also quite useless when dealing with Deathclaws.

This T-45 NCR Salvaged Power Armor Action Figure is an exquisitely detailed recreation of the amazing in-game exoskeleton. If you’re impressed by superior armored infantry technology, this enhanced warrior wears it well.

Vault 76? It’s open, finally, and the vault dwellers are free. Celebrate humanity’s misguided resurgence with this incredibly cute Vault Dweller collectible.

When you’re on the ropes and all hope is lost, this desperate, empowering perk shall imperil any virtually victorious predator! Measuring over 3″ high, this nerd-raging Funko figure reminds one of Fallout’s life-saving anger amplifier.

Straight from Fallout 76, it’s an incredibly soft Mr. Fuzzy plush! Based on Camden Park’s eerie but loveable mascot, this collectible plush features poseable limbs and an overpowering grin.

Why is this Plasma Rifle prop replica so ridiculously realistic? Because the designers used 3D gaming assets courtesy of Bethesda. Display it. Carry it. Point it at something resembling a post-war, radioactive tragedy demanding a bite of your super-cookie.

100% handmade from ABS plastic (which might be from the future), this game-accurate death-cannon is the perfect prop for precise Fallout cosplay.

Yes, it’s a detailed diorama of a charging T51 Power Armor, but that’s not all — it also charges battery-powered gadgets and stores your nonsensical, transferable data. Measuring over 9″ high and sponsored by Nuka Cola, this harnessed armor receives enough power to pass it along.

Familiar with the Fallout Wasteland Warfare Miniatures Game? Good, then you know the importance of purchasing perfectly recreated Nuka Cola caps. Made from actual bottle caps in the pre-Fallout present, these authentic replicas contain the purposely distressed appearance of post-bomb relics.

Straight from Fallout 76, it’s the Pip-Boy 2000 Mk VI! Now YOU can construct this helpful post-war gadget courtesy of the Wand Company’s buildable, game-based replica. Want to experience the wonders of Vault-Tec tech? Then assemble this kit to survive what lurks outside.

If you’re hunting for currency, you’ll need a way to remove it — this Nuka Cola Keychain Bottle Opener should do the trick. Based on Fallout 4, this branded bottle opener doubles as a handy-dandy keychain.

This metallic Fallout keychain features a friendly, colorful Vault Boy mascot. Never lose your keys to a mass-produced, publicly available bomb shelter with this smiling, key-keeping keychain.

This Fallout keychain lanyard features a rubbery Vault Boy charm, a “Fallout”-slathered strap, and a handy ID pocket (with an affirming, collectible sticker). Don’t lose your only means of access to various life-saving vaults with this handy, branded lanyard.

This metal, handmade lighter looks very much like a discarded relic. Featuring a purposely worn Nuka Cola illustration, this handy lighter probably lost its owner during a certain bomb drop.

This Nuka Cola lanyard features a dangling ID slot and a rubbery bottlecap charm. This is especially handy for carrying easily lost credentials supplied by Vault-Tec.

This Fallout tin tote is purposely manufactured to look like a ruined, radioactive, and quite abandoned artifact. Because branded totes aren’t built for the apocalypse.

This sticker says it all without saying it all: Sure, you’re a Wastelander, but you’re also a survivor.

This massive pile of 29 peelable stickers features every conceivable version of Vault Boy. Stick them on your computer, laundry basket, feedbag, or T-51 Power Armor (unless the power is “on”).

With the official BoS symbol and several snapping/clipping pockets to hold foraged technologies (including a laptop), this BoS backpack is a must for those dedicated to technology regulation.

From the award-winning team at Bethesda Studios, it’s Fallout 4 for PlayStation 4! This award-winning, open-world game focuses on you, the sole survivor of Vault 111, and your struggle to survive in a harsh, post-annihilation anti-paradise.

Survive the perils of an embattled West Virginia in this popular chapter of the Fallout game series. Get ready to take on more irradiated terrors with greatly improved weapons and power-enhancing armor.

Welcome to the new world, vault dwellers! It’s been 25 years since the bombs destroyed everything. Well, mostly everything — you and a silver of humanity survived a nuclear pummeling with the help of Vault-Tec’s dubious but effective vaults. Now it’s up to you and the friends you make to retake the wasteland and reintroduce civilization.

Based on the silvery, apocalyptic aesthetic of Elon Musk’s Cybertruck, it’s the annihilation-proof Cyberhouse! Made of “monolithic reinforced concrete and heavy-duty steel,” this devastation-deflecting home is ideal for 6-7 people, and one aesthetically similar Cybertruck.

Surviving a nuclear holocaust makes one exceptionally peckish. Want to satisfy that mutated hunger born of an irradiated atmosphere? Then grab The Vault Dweller’s Official Cookbook (courtesy of Vault-Tec) and whip up some BlamCo Mac & Cheese, a Mirelurk egg omelet, and any number of game-based treats with real-life ingredients.