77 Godzilla Gifts to Celebrate Gigantic, Atomic Monsters!

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Beware Godzilla!

A prehistoric, nuclear-powered sea monster that regularly demolishes Japan!

A giant, atomic behemoth that tolerates Mothra, but can’t spare a single kind word for King Ghidorah!

About Godzilla

Ever since his first cinematic appearance in 1954, Godzilla — an ancient beast empowered and awakened by nuclear energy — has been decimating Japan and devastating fellow kaiju.

And because his stomping and smashing was so beloved, he became the scaly star of over 35 films, several comic book series, epic novels, video games, board games, cute toys, scary toys, and whatever else dared feature the electric, elongated super-lizard.

About Godzilla Fans

Does your Godzilla fan love the rubber-suited menace trouncing model cities, or the modern, computer-modeled monster terrorizing American cinema?

Regardless of preference, our Godzilla gift list has something for every version of Japan’s beloved atomic bully.

So what are some gift ideas for Godzilla Fans?

77 of the Best Godzilla Gift Ideas for the Diehard Fan!


Godzilla Clothing and Apparel

According to science, there’s a 0.000000076% chance Godzilla won’t trample those wearing his likeness.

Godzilla Jaws T-Shirt

Godzilla Jaws T Shirt

Based on the popular Jaws movie poster, it’s an image of Godzilla preparing to absolutely obliterate a solitary, unaware, sea-faring vessel. My condolences to the crew, and that poor shark who expected easy prey.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Socks

Godzilla Socks

This pair of Godzilla socks features the illustrated characteristics of everyone’s favorite sea-behemoth. Keep your feet warm with the power of atomic fire!

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Reusable Face Mask

Godzilla Reusable Face Mask

What will effectively terrify and atomize airborne pathogens? That’s right – Godzilla. With two replaceable and activated carbon filters, this Godzilla mask guards against dangerous kaiju breath.

Get it on Amazon!

Wait-a-second. What’s a “kaiju?”

The Japanese term kaiju means “strange beast.”  Kaiju also refers to the genre of films starring said strange — and terrifyingly titanic — beasts.

Godzilla Hawaiian Shirt

Godzilla Hawaiian Shirt

The visage of Godzilla never invokes calm, but Godzilla surrounded by palm trees significantly lowers one’s blood pressure. Is he proclaiming his monster dominance on Monster Island, or is he simply screaming “aloha” to passing planes?

Get it on Bestie-inc!

A Kaiju’s Anatomy T-Shirt

A Kaiju's Anatomy T Shirt

What does Godzilla look like on the inside? Well, there’s apparently a lot of space for slowly digested ocean liners. If you’re wondering why Godzilla has a gut, wonder no more.

Get it on TEEPUBLIC!

Kaiju Are Cyclical T-Shirt

Kaiju Are Cyclical T Shirt

This kaiju-celebrating t-shirt presents celebrity kaiju in a charming woodcut style. It also presents them in peaceful, cyclical hibernation before they resume another thousand years of city block smashing.

Get it on TEEPUBLIC!

Godzilla Graphic Gender-Neutral Tee

Godzilla Graphic Gender Neutral Tee

This loud, nearly neon Godzilla exemplifies the kingly kaiju’s radioactive rage! Yes, this powerful Godzilla t-shirt may dissolve metal due to its searing nuclear aura.

Get it on Old Navy!

Catzilla T-Shirt

Catzilla T Shirt

Is your cat bathed in exotic radiation? Does he grow to incalculable heights and lay waste to pet stores and traffic lights? If your furry friend shrieks like an atomic dinosaur, this “Catzilla” t-shirt is some painfully relatable apparel.

Get it on Etsy!

I’m Godzilla T-Shirt

Im Godzilla Tshirt

Godzilla destroys things. Why? Because he’s Godzilla, and that’s reason enough. This black t-shirt verifies that Godzilla destroys things because things are things, and Godzilla is Godzilla.

Get it on TEEPUBLIC!

Godzilla Feet Plush Slippers

Godzilla Feet Plush Slippers

Now YOU can do the stomping with these very large (and very soft) Godzilla slippers! Stuffed with soft plush, these Godzilla slippers feature carefully sewn, faux-lizard skin and abnormally clean toe talons. Keep your feet warm and mercilessly trample LEGO playsets with these awesome Godzilla slippers.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Fleece Jacket

Godzilla Fleece Jacket

Made from 100% fleece, it’s the Godzilla Fleece Jacket! With double-layered insulation, fleece lining, and historical Godzilla art, this Godzilla fleece is perfect for your prolonged stay at Monarch’s arctic base.

Get it on Quocoa!

E.T. vs. Godzilla T-Shirt

Et Vs Godzilla T Shirt

What would happen if, say, Godzilla existed during the events of E.T.? And what would happen if, say, Godzilla appeared immediately after E.T. levitated Elliot’s bike? Well, I would say the seminal scene portrayed against a sizable moon would have a sizable, snacking silhouette.

Get it on TEEPUBLIC!

Tokyo Godzilla in a Bowl T-Shirt

Tokyo Godzilla In A Bowl T Shirt

With bright colors and playful pop art stylings, this Godzilla t-shirt features our kaiju king in a kanji-covered bowl. If you’re passionate about Godzilla, rice, and perhaps Godzilla hiding in rice, this is the t-shirt for you.

Get it on Etsy!

Godzilla Home Décor and Household Items

Yes, Godzilla obliterated your house, but this is the perfect opportunity to rebuild and redecorate. So, re-accent your home and capitalize on convenience with Godzilla home decorations and accessories.

Godzilla 4-Pack Glass Set

Godzilla 4 Pack Glass Set

These four colorful shot glasses feature cartoony, incorrigible kaiju! Drink to the godlike beasts produced by volatile scientific experimentation!

Get it at Hot Topic!

Godzilla Rug

Godzilla Rug

Featuring Van Gogh-inspired art, these Godzilla rugs electrify any room with the terrifying visage of an Atomic Age monstrosity!

Get it on Etsy!

Godzilla Design Decorative Vinyl Record Wall Clock

Godzilla Design Decorative Vinyl Record Wall Clock

Carefully carved from a vinyl record, it’s a lumbering and silhouetted Godzilla! If you can’t remember why your neighborhood suffers successive power outages, look to the clock for a quick (and less destructive) reminder.

Get it on Wish.com!

Godzilla Bookends

Godzilla Bookends

These wooden, meticulously handmade bookends feature a looming Godzilla and a very vulnerable city. Make your bookshelf roar (and scream for help) with these exquisite Godzilla bookends.

Get it on Etsy!

5-Piece Wall Art Set: Angry Godzilla Canvas Painting

5 Piece Wall Art Set Angry Godzilla Canvas Painting

This 5-piece, modular art set features gorgeously painted renderings of Godzilla, Rodan, King Ghidorah, and Mothra. If you want to step into the world of Godzilla, this spectacular art is the doorway.

Get it on Wish.com!

Godzilla 2 King of the Monsters Throw Blanket

Godzilla 2 King Of The Monsters Throw Blanket

This soft, fleece blanket celebrates the film Godzilla: King of the Monsters with stunning movie poster art. Also included: promotional art for Godzilla 1985. Because 1980’s Godzilla worked out one heck of a disruptive licensing deal.

Get it on Amazon!

May Godzilla Destroy This Home Last Blessing Kitchen Towel

May Godzilla Destroy This Home Last Blessing Kitchen Towel

A funny take on the blessing kitchen towel, this clever cloth beseeches Godzilla to spare your home from his dependable, recurring rampages. This towel is a usable, attractive kitchen accent, or a helpful flag for waving down search parties.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Starry Night Van Gogh Poster

Godzilla Starry Night Van Gogh Poster

Based on Van Gogh’s “Starry Night” painting, this stunning recreation features Godzilla decimating the swirling countryside with atomic fire. It’s the perfect piece for kaiju art connoisseurs.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Bedding Set

Godzilla Bedding Set

This Godzilla bedding set features a pillowcase and a gorgeous duvet cover. Made from 100% polyester, this beautifully illustrated set will make one forget Godzilla’s rampant bed stomping.

Get it on Etsy!

Godzilla vs. Mothra and Ghidorah Poster

Godzilla Vs Mothra And Ghidorah Poster

This vintage movie poster recaptures the dated glory of Godzilla’s epic monster brawl! With distressed art and faded, off-white coloring, this classic poster belongs in any kaiju worshipper’s den.

Get it on Etsy!

Godzilla 3D-Printed Planter

Godzilla 3d Printed Planter

Made from biodegradable materials, this 3D-printed Godzilla planter is perfect for radiation-free plant life! Colored to your preference, this Godzilla planter is the perfect gift for gardeners, and those who prefer things that grow, and never stomp.

Get it on Etsy!

Godzilla 11″ x 14″ Framed Photo Collage by Legends Never Die

Godzilla Framed Photo Collage By Legends Never Die

Celebrate the “Americanized” version of the first Godzilla film with this framed photo collage. Featuring images from the reedited film and official movie credits, this carefully matted collage celebrates Godzilla’s introduction to American audiences.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Warning Sign 18″ by 18″

Godzilla Warning Sign 18 Inch By 18 Inch

When you see this particular warning sign, we recommend  stopping your car immediately, turning around, and driving like hell. Preferably to an airport or rocket ship. Made from engineer-grade reflective sheeting, this Godzilla warning sign should only be ignored if you’re piloting Jet Jaguar.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Monster Coffee Cup

Godzilla Monster Coffee Cup

This Godzilla travel mug features a gorgeous, painted graphic of Godzilla taunting Ghidorah! With a handy flip-top cap, this double-wall, vacuum-insulated tumbler minimizes spilling during Earth-shaking stomping.

Get it on Amazon!

Insulated Stainless-Steel Godzilla Thermos

Insulated Stainless Steel Godzilla Thermos

This sleek, black Godzilla thermos features a stunning image of the savage kaiju. With a stainless-steel lining and water-tight seal, this Godzilla thermos maintains optimal drink temperature while waiting for traffic-stopping kaiju.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Night Light LED

Godzilla Night Light Led

A clever repurposing of DVD cases, these Godzilla night lights feature brilliant, color changing frames. Celebrate your favorite Godzilla flick, or simply keep your Godzilla shrine lit with this unique Godzilla night light.

Get it on Etsy!

Godzilla Retro VHS Lamp

Godzilla Retro Vhs Lamp

Another repurposing of nostalgic media, this handmade Godzilla lamp features a genuine VHS tape fitted with bright LED lights. If your Godzilla fan adores the days of video-capturing cassettes, this clever Godzilla collectible belongs on their collectible-stuffed shelf.

Get it on Etsy!

Old Time Godzilla vs. King Kong Art Print by Taylor Holmes

Old Time Godzilla Vs King Kong Art Print By Taylor Holmes

It’s a clash of classic titans and industrial age imagery courtesy of artist Taylor Holmes. This art print is perfect for fans of historical photography and Atomic Age atrocities.

Get it on Society6!

Godzilla Framed Art Print

Godzilla Framed Art Print

This more abstract art piece features a smoking, radioactive Godzilla, and perhaps instrumentation determining his location. If you’re looking for high-brow Godzilla art, or wondering where he might stomp next, this is the Godzilla art to get.

Get it on Society6!

Godzilla Canvas Set

Godzilla Canvas Set

This gorgeous canvas painting features an imperiled bridge and a moody, modern Godzilla. If you’re looking for enthralling Godzilla art, this sizable piece will immediately captivate (and terrify) onlookers.

Get it on Canvas Freaks!

You’ll Never Contain Him, but You Can Certainly Collect Him

A collection of Godzilla toys, collectibles, and radiation-free rarities.

Bandai Godzilla Movie Monster Series Godzilla 2019 Soft Vinyl Figure

Bandai Godzilla Movie Monster Series Godzilla 2019 Soft Vinyl Figure

Standing a somehow-still-imposing 6-inches high, this Godzilla figure is inspired by the hit 2019 film Godzilla: King of the Monsters. A deft (and condensed) recreation of his cinematic appearance, this Godzilla figure is the reason anthills are on high alert.

Get it on Amazon!

Burning Godzilla Vinyl Figure

Burning Godzilla Vinyl Figure

Standing over 11″ high, this Godzilla figure features glistening, fiery details. Is he generating an atomic fire expulsion? Did he chew too hard on an oil tanker? Whatever the reason, this Godzilla figure is preparing to return, uh, fire.

Get it on Amazon!

NECA 1989 Classic Godzilla Action Figure

Neca 1989 Classic Godzilla Action Figure

Based on the 1989 Godzilla film, Godzilla vs. Biollante, this 6″ figure recreates a more bottom-heavy Godzilla. With over 30 points of articulation (including an articulated tail), this Godzilla figure is ready to handily demolish a 6″ Biollante, or any immediately available Biollante stand-in.

Get it on Amazon!

Bandai Destoroyah Vinyl Figure

Bandai Destoroyah Vinyl Figure

Suffering from a surplus of Godzilla action figures? Then thin the herd with this Destoroyah vinyl figure from Bandai. Based on the hit (and aptly titled) Godzilla film, Godzilla vs. Destoroyah, this Destoroyah figure is a great addition to your monster collection. And then a poor addition considering he won’t stop eating your collection. A few? Fine. You had too many, and that was kind of the point. But 36? And now the cat?

Get it on Amazon!

Bandai Movie Monster Series Godzilla Mecha King Ghidorah

Bandai Movie Monster Series Godzilla Mecha King Ghidorah

Yes, Destoroyah is obviously formidable, and I certainly don’t want to diminish his stated destruction potential. But Mecha King Ghidorah? Well, he’s like 50 Destoroyahs, and that’s before a protein shake. Representing a resuscitated and cybernetically augmented King Ghidorah, this Mecha King Ghidorah figure is ready to pummel Godzilla at the behest of psychic twins.

Get it on Amazon!

Bandai 2004 Gigan Movie Monster Action Figure

Bandai 2004 Gigan Movie Monster Action Figure

Based on the cybernetically enhanced space dinosaur serving the M Space Hunter Nebula Aliens, it’s an exquisite Gigan figure from Bandai. With giant steel hooks for hands and other spiky, “stabby” appendages, this Gigan figure is another robotic addition to your Godzilla figure collection.

Get it on Amazon!

Set of 10 Godzilla Toys With Carrying Bag

Set Of 10 Godzilla Toys With Carry Bag

Infinitely more fun than a bag of beef jerky, it’s a drawstring sack stuffed with malleable monsters! Featuring various renditions of Godzilla, his most fearsome foes, and then one or two occasional allies, these articulated mini-figures are prepared for an equally tiny Monster Island playset.

Get it on Amazon!

6-Inch Godzilla Funko POP! Glow-in-the-Dark

6 Inch Funko Pop Godzilla Glow In The Dark

Preparing to unleash an atomic blast, it’s a 6-inch, glow-in-the-dark Godzilla! Rendered in Funko’s compact form, this diminutive, adorable Godzilla features scaly skin detailing and eerily glowing, perhaps radioactive features.

Get it on Amazon!

Funko Mystery Minis: Godzilla 3-Pack

Funko Mystery Minis Godzilla 3 Pack

This three-figure pack from Funko features two discernible figures and one absolute mystery. Could it be Mothra? King Ghidorah? Perhaps a wandering and accidentally packaged Minion? Add a dash of mystery to predictable collecting with this pack of three mini-figures.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Millennium Bandai Movie Monster Series

Godzilla Millennium Bandai Movie Monster Series

Based on the slew of Godzilla films released between 1999-2004 (coined the Millennium series), this pseudo-modern Godzilla stands over 6″ high. With close attention paid to an accurate, scaly sculpt, this Godzilla figure can easily squash raisins or the occasional stink bug.

Get it on Amazon!

Mechanic Godzilla Action Figure (From 2002 Film)

Mechanic Godzilla Action Figure From 2002 Film

Built from the bones of the original Godzilla, it’s everyone’s favorite, mechanized Godzilla deterrent — MechaGodzilla! Based on the hit 2002 film, Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla, this movie-accurate figure stands over 6″ high while hefting the hopes of humanity on its whirring, mechanical shoulders.

Get it on Amazon!

1993 Godzilla & Heisei MechaGodzilla Chibi Figures

1993 Godzilla And Heisei Mechagodzilla Chibi Figures

Godzilla, nor MechaGodzilla, are ever, EVER considered cute. After destroying schools, parks, gyms, donut shops, and everyone’s above-ground pool, “cute” is not a descriptor these two destructive titans deserve. Well, until now. This set of compact, adorably chubby figures makes one forget the perpetual fires, collapsed buildings, and giant craters shaped like four-toed feet. Standing 4″ high, these deformed Godzilla figures are constructive collectibles for reframing the trauma.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla 30-Inch Jumbo Plush Toho Official Toy

Godzilla 30 Inch Jumbo Plush Toho Official Toy

Not larger than a barn but certainly taller than a desk lamp, it’s a 30″, jumbo-size Godzilla! This plush figure is perfect for hugging, squeezing, or roleplaying your revenge against the real Godzilla who trampled your swing set and irradiated the drinking water.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Ghidorah Phunny Plush

Godzilla Ghidorah Phunny Plush

This 8-inch plush is a less destructive, surprisingly cuddly version of Godzilla’s greatest adversary. With a shiny, golden exterior, smiling faces, and an uncharacteristic need for hugs, this plush Ghidorah is a must for those who prefer dedicated friendship to devastation.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla 2017 Monster Planet MEJ Big Stuffed Plush Toy

Godzilla 2017 Monster Planet Mej Big Stuffed Plush Toy

Measuring 15″ from snout to tail-end, it’s a stuffed, sizable Godzilla plush! Based on his 2017 cinematic appearance, this stuffed Godzilla is the perfect addition to any collection of unnaturally soft Godzillas.

Get it on Amazon!

Toho King Ghidorah Godzilla 28-Inch Official Plush

Toho King Ghidorah Godzilla 28 Inch Official Plush

What’s 28″ long, an immediate threat to Godzilla, but doubles as your favorite, huggable pillow? That’s right — this official King Ghidorah plush from Toho studios! With three sizable heads and a torso larger than most cats, this King Ghidorah plush is a must for Godzilla plush completists.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla 1962 “Godzilla vs. King Kong” Action Figure

Godzilla 1962 Godzilla Vs King Kong Action Figure

Based on his appearance in the epic, cinematic brawl Godzilla vs. King Kong, it’s this King-Kong-kicking Godzilla figure! With an attachable beam and stabilizing stand, this Godzilla figure is ready to antagonize Kong with intimidating poses.

Get it on Amazon!

Three-Headed Dragon Godzilla Kidora Model Limited Edition

Three Headed Dragon Godzilla Kidora Model Limited Addition

This limited-edition, handmade “Kidora” model looks very much like Godzilla’s three-headed foe. With surprising articulation and superior attention to detail, this golden Kidora features attachable beams and a sturdy action stand.

Get it on Amazon!

X-Plus Deforeal Series Godzilla 1998 Figure From Japan

X Plus Deforeal Series Godzilla 1998 Figure From Japan

This sinister, deformed Godzilla features incredibly realistic textures and naturally forming scales. If you’re searching for a lifelike Godzilla with a mountainous hide, this is the Godzilla collectible to get.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla: King of the Monsters Mothra Figure

Godzilla King Of The Monsters Mothra Figure

It’s a 7″ Mothra figure based on the hit 2019 film Godzilla: King of the Monsters. Courtesy of the tenacious toy wizards at NECA, this movie-accurate figure features a 12-inch wingspan, and a clear support rod for static, in-flight action.

Get it at BigBadToyStore!

Godzilla 2019 King of the Monsters Movie Exclusive Figure Blind Box

Godzilla 2019 King Of The Monsters Movie Exclusive Theater Cute Figure Blind Box

If you enjoy a little mystery, purchase one of these super-cute Godzillas packaged in a mystery-keeping box. Just place your order and prepare to receive one (of 12) randomly selected (and unnaturally cute) Godzilla figurines.

Get it on ebay!

Godzilla 8″ Phunny Plush

Godzilla 8 Inch Phunny Plush

Yes, he destroyed your farm and ate the chickens, but this 8” Godzilla plush makes you forget about the destructive, full-size version. However, we recommend contacting the UNGCC if this plush ever displays glowing, radioactive scales.

Get it through Google Shopping!

Godzilla Extreme Edition Jenga

Godzilla Extreme Edition Jenga

Remove blocks and restack them before Godzilla does what Godzilla does. The perfect game for fans who appreciate stacking blocks with a Godzilla-enforced time limit!

Get it through Google Shopping!

Monopoly Godzilla: Monster Edition

Monopoly Godzilla Monster Edition

Buy, sell, and trade iconic locations from legendary Godzilla movies! And do so while traveling the board as one (of six) hand-sculpted mini-monsters. Prefer hotel stomping over building? Then this Godzilla game is the Monopoly variant to get.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Monster Coin Bank

Godzilla Monster Coin Bank

This mechanical piggy bank features a money-hungry Godzilla who roars triumphantly while resubmerging with hard-earned change. If you don’t mind wrestling a kaiju to reclaim your deposit, this Godzilla coin bank is certainly more secure than most.

Get it on Amazon!

Funko Godzilla Tokyo Clash Board Game

Funko Godzilla Tokyo Clash Board Game

Pick your favorite monster, amass energy, and prepare to fight other formidable beasts. And your kaiju needs to make haste — those pesky humans are itching to enact their “final solution.”

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Playing Cards

Godzilla Playing Cards

These 54 playing cards feature explosive scenes from vintage Godzilla movie posters and advertisements. If you’re ready to trade in the old cards and celebrate the rubber-suited demolisher of model cities, we recommend this destruction-heavy deck.

Get it on Etsy!

Godzilla Merch, Gear, and Accessories

Helpful gear that expedites evacuations, or makes life easier during reconstruction.

Godzilla Gel Pen and Bookmark

Godzilla Gel Pen And Bookmark

With the powerlines down and the internet scrambled, all that’s left to do is read and write. Keep track of your current page-turner with an illustrated bookmark, and continue your “Why Does Godzilla Hate Us?” journal entry with a Godzilla pen.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Personalized Leather Wallet

Godzilla Personalized Leather Wallet

This handmade, genuine leather wallet features a carefully hand-etched Godzilla. And for a few dollars more, one can add initials or a unique, personalized message. This is the perfect cash carrier for fire-charred cash.

Get it on Etsy!

Godzilla Roar Sounds Car Horn Wireless

Godzilla Roar Sounds Car Horn Wireless

Now your car, boat, truck, RV or ATV can immediately gain the attention of inattentive drivers with this Godzilla car horn. Just attach this diminutive device to a car battery, press the remote control, and prepare for the inhuman wailing of a 984-foot super-dinosaur.

Get it on Boomblasters!

Godzilla and Mothra Kaiju Exclusive Pin Set

Godzilla And Mothra Kaiju Exclusive Pin Set

Celebrate 65 years of Godzilla (and friends) with this celebratory pin set! Made from shiny metal and painted enamel, this pin set features an aggressive Godzilla and a moderately calm Mothra.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Belt Buckle

Godzilla Belt Buckle

This Godzilla belt buckle features a classic illustration revealing Godzilla’s gargantuan insides. Coated with a thick layer of urethane to protect the image and express its intricate details, this Godzilla buckle is perfect for average belts without a kaiju’s illustrated anatomy.

Get it on Etsy!

Godzilla Rocks!

A collection of items celebrating Godzilla’s apparent love of music. Perhaps if we let him play guitar after 8:00 pm, he’ll stop eating our farm animals and infrastructure.

Godzilla Playing Guitar T-Shirt

Godzilla Playing Guitar T Shirt

This Godzilla t-shirt celebrates those who play guitar like an absolute monster – like a city-smashing, helicopter-walloping monster. Thankfully, your Pete Townsend impression doesn’t decimate any power stations.

Get it on Etsy!

Godzilla Playing Vintage Electric Guitar

Godzilla Playing Vintage Electric Guitar

Another take on Godzilla’s axe handling, this Godzilla t-shirt features a more realistic (but rubbery) Godzilla playing a vintage electric guitar. And yes, he can play full chords with only three fingers.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Electric Guitar

Godzilla Electric Guitar

Nope, you’re not imagining it — it’s an electric guitar shaped very much like Godzilla! With an accurately detailed Godzilla body, this eclectic, electric guitar is a six-string atomic axe allowing for lightspeed solos and car-crushing chords.

Get it on Godzilla.store!

A Very Kaiju Christmas

They destroyed your house and ate the tree, but the Christmas spirit survives their stomping with this Godzilla Christmas apparel and décor.

Godzilla Christmas Stockings

Godz Illa Christmas Stockings

This sizable stocking features a throat-blasting Godzilla! Featuring the modern Godzilla from American cinema, this Godzilla stocking holds plenty of Christmas goodies — and maybe several inches of Mothra’s antenna.

Get it on Amazon

Ugly Godzilla Christmas Sweater With Multi-Colored LED Flashing Lights

Ugly Xmas With Multi Colored Led Flashing Lights

Question: What’s louder than Godzilla? Answer: A fashionably loud Godzilla Christmas sweater.
Featuring the stomping kaiju adorned with a Christmas cap, this Godzilla Christmas sweater also features flashing and festive LED lights.

Get it on Amazon

Godzilla Ugly Full-Print Christmas Sweater

Godzilla Ugly Full Print Christmas Sweater

Rendered in a faux-quilted print, it’s a very festive Godzilla surrounded by protective military patterns. This sweater is an absolute must for those who prefer rampaging sea beasts to Christmas eggnog.

Get it on Vikings Warehouse!

Dress (and Stomp) Like Godzilla

Trample Tokyo like a titanic mutation with these Godzilla-inspired costumes.

Godzilla-esque Kids Dinosaur Costume

Godzilla Esque Kids Dinosaur Costume

This full-body dinosaur costume includes a hood, jumpsuit, shoe covers, and mitts. Put your child in the costume, line up the toy trucks, and give him permission to wail and stomp.

Get it on Amazon!

The Original Inflatable Dinosaur Costume

The Original Inflatable Dinosaur Costume

This inflatable dinosaur costume is a must for every line-dancing, cattle-wrangling dinosaur. With tiny, flapping arms that can’t possibly hold a spoon, this dinosaur costume is irreverent, inflatable fun.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla King of the Monsters Child Costume

Godzilla King Of The Monsters Child Costume

This one-piece Godzilla jumpsuit features a terrifying mask and printed, scaly graphics. With standing, electric scales, and protruding tail, this Godzilla costume turns idle children into rampaging, kid-sized kaiju.

Get it on Amazon!

Rodan Overhead Latex Costume Mask

Rodan Overhead Latex Costume Mask

Look like Rodan from the neck up with this detailed latex mask! Made from 100% rubber, this Rodan mask is the perfect reproduction of a flying, prehistoric predator.

Get it on Amazon!

Mothra Overhead Latex Mask

Mothra Overhead Latex Mask

This fuzzy Mothra mask features unnerving, insectoid eyes and protruding antennae. Just find a pair of sizable, furry wings and fly in the direction of an outmatched Godzilla.

Get it on Amazon!

Godzilla Latex Mask by Ogawa Studio

Godzilla Mask By Ogawa Studio

No longer limited to Japan’s G-fans, this Godzilla mask is now available to Godzilla’s dedicated global audience. With an old-school Godzilla look and original Japanese packaging, this Godzilla mask celebrates the rubber-suited bane of man-sized model buildings.

Get it on Amazon!

You Successfully Pulled Gifts From the Rubble

Well, you managed to survive the latest Godzilla incident. There was a great deal of wreckage to avoid, and an awful lot of panicking military personnel, but you purchased your items for good-hearted Godzilla fans and successfully fled Japan. Now it’s time to grant your hard-earned Godzilla gifts and regale the recipients with tales of kaiju-clashing chaos.

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About the Author

Tiras

Who would immediately (like, without hesitation) forsake Earth and join Optimus Prime in a last-ditch effort to emancipate Cybertron? That’s right – Tiras. An experienced geek-culture pundit, Tiras regularly consumes and reviews all manner of fantastical, fictional, and high-concept content. He also dreams of ending an eons-long war between two factions of intimidatingly tall transforming robots.

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