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Your mission? To protect the world from super-terrorists, morally defunct mega-corporations, and a resurgence of self-aware killer robots. Of course, it would be much easier to preform these tasks if your newly-formed Overwatch squad wasn’t considered illegal thanks to the hastily pronounced Petras Act. Thankfully, a certain intelligent simian has no compunctions about ignoring shortsighted international mandates.
Overwatch is the world-renown, multiplayer first-person shooter game from the fine folks at Blizzard. Yes, the very game you spent 72 hours playing after it graced the shelves at your local GameStop. And you loved it — the characters, the skills, the weapons, and the team-based gameplay. And your fiends? The ones you still hang out with — and play with — today? They loved it, too.
Being equal in your adoration of all things Overwatch, I’m sure your fellow fans expect unparalleled Overwatch awesomeness when they end up on your list. So, when it’s time to bequeath envy-inducing Overwatch swag to the lucky gift recipient, we recommend perusing this list of 30 Overwatch Gifts.
Overwatch Clothing and Apparel
A selection of Overwatch clothing and apparel for the dedicated enemies of aggressive omnics.
Overwatch Sonic Snapback Baseball Hat
This black, flat-billed baseball hat features a raised Overwatch symbol and adjustable closure for a comfortable fit. We recommend hiding this hat from certain enhanced soldiers who pledge to recreate the omnic revolt.
These roomy, action-ready performance shorts feature the Overwatch logo, sporty yellow accents, and a subtle, embroidered Overwatch symbol. If you’re mostly inactive while actively playing Overwatch, we recommend these Overwatch performance shorts.
If you’re a fan of the oversized Australian with a covered, uncomely face, we recommend this Roadhog Snapback Baseball Hat. Sporting an embroidered “Hog Power” patch, this adjustable baseball hat features a flat red bill and subtle Overwatch symbol.
This one-size-fits-all beanie features a carefully embordered Overwatch symbol, a sizable Overwatch logo, and a very soft and fluffy pom-pom. And rubbing the pom-pom while whispering, “Winston, I’m ready” will alert the intelligent ape to your immediate location, and therefore, result in your timely teleportation to the closest Overwatch outpost. Yep.
Overwatch to Guard & Protect (Orisa) Women’s Gamer Graphic T-Shirt
Celebrate Orisa, the protective omnic, with this women’s Overwatch t-shirt. Yes, some omnics are bad — very, very bad. But Orisa is good — very, very good. Just ask the rest of her group currently reveling in the “Supercharger” effect.
Celebrate the outback’s explosion-happy scavenger with this Junkrat Snapback Baseball Hat! Featuring an embroidered representation of the “total mayhem” attack, this flat-billed hat features adjustable snapback closure.
As a member of Overwatch, it’s essential to pack your various equipment and health-maintaining snacks in a sturdy, damage-resistant backpack. Thankfully, the Overwatch Heavy-Duty Backpack delivers with durable construction, secure clipping closure, several spacious pockets, and padded, adjustable straps.
Overwatch – Health Pack Bottle With 3D-Printed Caps
A usable replication of the life-sustaining Health Pack found during especially tumultuous Overwatch sessions, this glass, game-accurate bottle features 3D-printed caps and a touch-sensitive LED light.
This wooden, handmade lantern features carved character symbols including D.Va, Lucio, Genji and Reaper. Topped with the Overwatch symbol, this color-changing cube comes with a battery-powered, color-flashing LED light.
Because your room isn’t bright enough — or hypnotic enough — this Overwatch 3D Light cycles through seven blazing colors to elicit several simultaneous emotions. It also sets the mood for extended Overwatch gameplay.
Available in multiple sizes, this D.Va print features an almost conceptual image of the mecha-handling heroine. Printed on high-quality luster paper, this D.Va print appears fresh from a character designer’s drafting table.
Sporting Sombra’s frenetically hacking symbol and subtle, pervading circuity, this ceramic mug changes color after prolonged exposure to warm liquid. It may also hack your phone or deliver malware to your toaster oven.
This ridiculously posable figma Reaper features perfectly sculpted character features, game-accurate armor accents, and his trusty twin Hellfire Shotguns. He’s well armed, sufficiently armored, and furiously flexible.
Not sure what gift to get for that especially obsessed Overwatch player? Then we recommend the gift of multiple gifts with this Overwatch Collectors Gift Box. What’s inside? A selection of mystery items that will probably include a Snapback Hat, vinyl decals, a pint glass, and more secret Overwatch treasures.
It’s the exceptionally swift Tracer rendered as a gorgeous premium statue. Measuring nearly 11″ high, this Tracer statue is a painstaking, three-dimensional recreation of the popular Overwatch character.
Celebrate the unusually brainy hamster mechanic with this soft and mildly squishy Wrecking Ball plush. And there’s certainly nothing “standard” about Wrecking Ball, considering he built himself a spherical, death-dealing hamster wheel armed with mounted Quad Cannons.
Become the characters you play with this selection of Overwatch cosplay and costume accessories.
Overwatch D.Va Meka Cosplay Headset
Adorn the headset of famous mecha pilot D.Va Meka with this game-accurate cosplay headset. Complete with character-defining face tattoos, this cosplay headset will NOT improve one’s ability to pilot sizable fighting robots.
Prefer dressing like a death-dealing super-terrorist? Then complete your Reaper cosplay with this Overwatch Reaper Cartridge Belt Costume Prop. Made from durable PU leather, this cartridge belt includes metallic accents, links, and very believable bullets.
While the world doesn’t want you, it absolutely needs you. So, heed Winston’s call to take back the world from those who wish it unfathomable harm. And when the war is won — or at least takes a break — make sure to gift your brothers-and-sisters-in-arms an amazing Overwatch gift. It’s an exceptional gesture commemorating the constant struggle against tyranny both robotic and despotic.
Who would immediately (like, without hesitation) forsake Earth and join Optimus Prime in a last-ditch effort to emancipate Cybertron? That’s right – Tiras. An experienced geek-culture pundit, Tiras regularly consumes and reviews all manner of fantastical, fictional, and high-concept content. He also dreams of ending an eons-long war between two factions of intimidatingly tall transforming robots.