129 Cool Rick and Morty Gifts: To Gift is to Risk It All!

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Rick Sanchez is a sociopathic, occasionally psychotic super-scientist. Morty, his grandson, is a susceptible lad who, perhaps naively, admires his grandfather.

Rick, who recently moved in with his daughter, kind of likes having Morty around. And Rick, who still dabbles in questionable super-science, likes involving Morty in the experimentation.

Hilarity and cross-dimensional chaos ensue.

Rick and Morty, the hit animated series on Adult Swim, is exactly why your friends scream, “Pickle Riiiiick!” And it’s why they want everything Rick and Morty when it’s their birthday, second birthday, cake day, and give-me-everything-on-the-internet day.

But what can you buy someone who loves Rick & Morty?

If you’re sick of their whimpering, whining, and overbearing need for Rick and Morty merchandise, this handy list of 129 schwifty gifts for Rick and Morty fans should grant you the perfect product to pacify any Plumbus-waving R&M pundit. In short, here’s some cool Rick and Morty stuff to buy!

Here Are 129 of the Best Rick and Morty Gift Ideas


Certified “Schwifty” Rick and Morty T-Shirts and Apparel

It’s Rick, Morty, Summer, Jerry, Beth, and perhaps a Plumbus on stylish (and probably silly) Rick and Morty clothing and apparel.

Science Rick Fist Punch T-Shirt

Science Rick Fist Punch T Shirt

Science is a lifestyle. A commitment. It’s a passionate proclamation and an undeniable, truth-seeking practice. If you seek to dismiss it, Rick will affirm its tested credentials with a singular, fist-waving war cry. And if you’re curious what that looks like, you can wear it on a t-shirt.

Get it on Amazon!

It’s Time to Get Schwifty T-Shirt

It's Time To Get Schwifty T Shirt

Your parents were there when Rick and Morty sang “Get Schwifty” in front of the giant, cranial Cromulan. You were far too impressionable to witness such an event, but they did get you this awesome t-shirt. Celebrate the poorly improvised, Earth-saving anthem with this Rick and Morty t-shirt!

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Tropical Dance Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Rick And Morty Tropical Dance Long Sleeve T Shirt

It’s Rick and Morty rendered in cool, tropical colors. This long-sleeve shirt features a relaxed Rick and Morty embathed by the calm of comforting heat and non-threatening humidity.

Get it at BoxLunch!

Rick and Morty Hawaiian Shirt

Rick And Morty Hawaiian Shirt

Give your Rick and Morty loving friend a taste of Hawaii. This shirt is a perfect blend of all the class and glamor that a Hawaiian shirt brings mixed with the craziness of the Rick and Morty universe. Rick, Morty and flamingos; what’s not to love?

Get it on Amazon!

Women’s Rick and Morty Snuffles Tee

Women's Rick And Morty Snuffles Tee

Featuring the dog who was formerly “Snowball” and formerly unenhanced, it’s the Rick and Morty Snuffles T-Shirt for women. Made from 65% cotton and 35% rayon, this light pink t-shirt features an IQ-boosted dog who can now express his doggy thoughts.

Get it on Fun.com!

Mr. Meeseeks Snapback Hat

Mr. Meeseeks Snapback Hat

It’s a flat-billed hat rendered in the likeness of Mr. Meeseeks! With snapback closure and a pained, embroidered expression, this bit of Mr. Meeseeks merchandise will quickly become two if it fails to act like a proper hat.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Pajamas: Spaceship Black Shorts and Top Set

Rick And Morty Spaceship Black Pajama Short And Top Set

This pajama set for women features a light tank top adorned with Rick’s trusty Space Cruiser. The shorts? Adorned with countless planets and other space-related space stuff. If you’re looking for cute Rick and Morty pjs, we suggest clicking the button below.

Get it on Amazon!

Peace Among Worlds Long Sleeve Tee

Peace Among Worlds Long Sleeve Tee

This pink, long-sleeve shirt features Rick’s proclamation that, in some dimensions (especially ours), doubles as an insult. Featuring a raging, word-encircled Rick, this Rick and Morty shirt also features the official series logo running lengthwise along the sleeve.

Get it at Forever 21!

Existence Is Pain T-Shirt

Existence Is Pain T Shirt

When life is fleeting, and you only live to serve, the thought of existence is a little underwhelming. And this is why Mr. Meeseeks hurries to complete his task, and return to blissful nothingness. Celebrate Mr. Meeseek’s verifiable negativity with this Mr. Meeseeks t-shirt.

Get it on Amazon!

Let’s Get Schwifty Premium Hooded Sweatshirt

Let's Get Schwifty Premium Hooded Sweatshirt

More trendy than Supreme, it’s the Let’s Get Schwifty Hooded Sweatshirt! Why is it “premium?” Because it resembles a premium brand struggling to be premium without actually being premium.

And now, a special message from Rick Sanchez:

“Bam! In your face, ‘Sub-preme!’ Colgate® toothpaste called, and they want their branding back!”

Get it on Amazon!

Mr. Meeseeks “Existence Is Pain” Patch

Mr. Meeseeks Existence Is Pain Patch

Yeah, it’s certainly not awesome. And it’s especially not awesome when you’re simply there to do a job. Thankfully, you’ll atomically disperse and return to nothingness when the job is done. Wear this Mr. Meeseeks patch and find those who share your nerdiness mixed with nihilistic self-awareness.

Get it on Etsy!

Adult Beanie With Rick Face

Adult Beanie With Rick Face

It’s an embroidered Rick face on a super-soft, adults-only beanie! Suffering from a chilly scalp? Is your cowlick covered with an icy crust? Then we recommend this stylish beanie with roll-up, Rick-adorned cuff.

Get it on Amazon!

Wubbalubba Dub-Dub T-Shirt

Wubbalubba Dub Dub T Shirt

What does Rick say when he doesn’t know what to say? Something that makes little sense, but goes great with Smirnoff. Celebrate an alcohol-inspired Rick-ism with this “Wubbalubba Dub Dub” t-shirt!

Get it on Amazon!

Cool Rick & Morty Beanie w/ Fluffy Pom-Pom

Cool Rick & Morty Beanie

It’s a skillfully woven beanie starring Rick and Morty (and then Rick)! Is that a fluffy pom-pom on top, or a head-clinging, paradimensional parasite? Hmmmm. If it doesn’t come off, I would say the latter.

Get it on Amazon!

“Stranger Ricks” Rick and Morty and Stranger Things T-Shirt

Stranger Ricks Rick And Morty Of Stranger Things Funny T Shirt

What happens when Rick and Morty’s reckless dimension-hopping lands them in the Upside Down? Rick gets possessed by a Demogorgon, and we get a super-cool t-shirt. This Rick and Morty/Stranger Things mashup is what every Rick and Morty fan wants without realizing they want it.

Get it on TeePublic!

Ripple Junction Rick and Morty Vitruvian Rick T-Shirt

Ripple Junction Rick And Morty Vitruvian Rick T Shirt

Based on Leonardo da Vinci’s famous drawing, it’s the Vitruvian Rick T-Shirt! This heather-blue t-shirt presents Rick as the ultimate, omniversal, scientifically minded specimen. And what does that ornate, alien writing spell out? We’re not going to tell you, but you should definitely look in the mirror.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Slippers

Rick And Morty Soft Mens Slippers

After the “accident,” Rick made peace with his new life as a slipper. Morty? I think his expression tells the tale. These incredibly soft Rick and Morty slippers feature wonderfully rendered character craniums and their tolerant and terrified expressions. If you hear a whimper while walking, we recommend talking softly to the Morty slipper.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Scary Terry T-Shirt

Rick And Morty Scary Terry T Shirt

Scary Terry is like Freddie Kreuger, but perhaps a little too self-conscious. Appearing in the second episode of Season 1 – “Lawnmower Dog” – Scary Terry tried terribly hard to be scary, but wasn’t. If you’re a fan of Rick and Morty, and a certain nightmare-hopping horror (who is in NO WAY related to, or affiliated with, Freddy Krueger), this t-shirt is just for you.

Get it on Superhero Stuff!

Rick and Morty Converse Limited Edition Shoes

Rick And Morty Converse Limited Edition Shoes

Based on Rick and Morty, it’s a very Rick-centric pair of Converse sneakers! Available in black and white, these Rick-redundant kicks feature a full canvas, double-sided print of a finger-extending Rick. For fans of sports, or sporty sneakers, or a Rick who might just despise sports.

Get it on Shop Lomo!

Men’s 12 Days of Socks – Rick and Morty

Mens 12 Days Of Socks Rick And Morty

What’s included? Twelve pairs of Rick and Morty socks. Why should you care? Because they feature Rick and Morty – obviously – and a few illustrations reflecting their more terrifying adventures. Have a friend who has feet and a vague understanding of Rick and Morty? Then perhaps you already found their gift.

Get it at Kohl’s!

Rick and Morty Socks Adult Men’s Size 6-12

Rick And Morty Socks Adult Mens Size 6 12 Adult Swim

It’s floating Rick and Morty craniums on a pair of blue socks for men. Oh, and…and I guess there’s a portal gun. Yeah, I almost forgot that. Anyway, these socks are great for foot-warming fans of Rick and Morty!

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Baby Onesie

Rick And Morty Baby Onesie

Do you know a Rick and Morty fan with a little one or one on the way? This Rick and Morty onesie is the perfect gift to let them savor a little bit of their past life where they actually had the time to watch cartoons!

Get it on Amazon!

Self Absorbed Jerry Shirt

Self Absorbed Jerry Shirt

We couldn’t leave Jerry out of the mix, even though he’s usually left out of everything. This hilarious character is probably more relatable to the rest of us than any other character on the show.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Gear and Accessories

Everyday accessories that may “accidentally” disrupt the space-time continuum.

Rick and Morty PopSocket

Rick And Morty Popsocket For Smartphone

Some people love these and some people hate them. Either way, this drunk Rick Sanchez popsocket is an excellent gift for your friends with small hands!

Get it on Amazon!

Here are some more cool Rick and Morty PopSocket designs!

Rick And Morty Rainbow PopsocketPickle Rick PopsocketEvil Morty Popsocket

Rick-Themed AirPods Case

Rick Themed Airpod Case

Store your AirPods in this Rick-shaped AirPods case! RickPods are also an option, but they tend to supplant free will and create thoughtless automatons serving the will of Rick. Yep.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty iPhone Case

Rick And Morty Iphone Case

Protect several iterations of the iPhone with this Rick and Morty iPhone Case! Featuring every conceivable Rick and Morty character, this iPhone case protects one’s smartphone from unexpected dropping or uncharacteristic kicking.

Get it on Amazon!

Mr. Poopy Butthole Hat Pin

Mr. Poopy Butthole Hat Pin

It’s a tiny, enamel pin featuring the oblong Mr. Poopybutthole. Affix him to your collar and celebrate Rick and Morty’s other-dimensional, top-hatted companion. This is a top-notch, classy Rick and Morty gift!

Get it on Etsy!

MetaPickle Metapod Custom Enamel Pin

Metapickle Metapod Custom Enamel Pin

Metapod + Pickle Rick = MetaPickle! This Rick and Morty/Pokemon mashup is fully realized on a highly detailed enamel pin. Will it evolve into Butterfree after suffering external agitation? If so, we recommend enabling its emancipation by simply unpinning it.

Get it on Etsy!

Evil Rick Necklace from King Ice

Evil Rick Necklace From King Ice

This Evil Rick necklace is rendered in VVS Diamond Simulate Stones and layered with 14K gold plating. Wearing an obviously evil expression, this “Rick-lace” is an exquisite gift for the extremely special Rick and Morty fan.

Get it at King Ice!

Rick and Morty Power Banks

Rick And Morty Power Banks

These Rick and Morty power banks hold more phone-juice for your juice-draining phone! Never suffer the death of another brave battery thanks to these super-charged Rick and Morty power banks!

Get it on FIREBOX!

Rick and Morty Stickers

Rick And Morty Stickers

This selection of 50 Rick and Morty stickers features every character imaginable and every memorable graphic imaginable. You now have the ability to cover the surface of any accessory, household item, or hairless pet with nigh-infinite Rick and Morty stickers!

Get it on Amazon!

“You Son of a B**ch, I’m In” Morty Sticker

You Son Of A Bitch, I'm In Morty Sticker

Morty has another opportunity for adventure. If it’s a little too risky, or dependent on a moral vacuum, Morty usually bows out. But this time? This time, the prize is worth the carnage (and perhaps the eradication of a few innocent alien species). Slap this Morty sticker on something un-stickered, and proclaim your enthusiasm for something worth the trouble.

Get it on Etsy!

Rick & Morty Gym Shaker Bottle With Loop Top

Rick & Morty Gym Shaker Bottle With Loop Top

Mix your energy drink with this gym shaker bottle! Featuring an image of Rick and Beth – both super-ripped – this gym shaker bottle features a stay-open flip cap and helpful shaker ball.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick & Morty Faux Leather Bifold Wallet

Rick & Morty Faux Leather Bifold Wallet

It’s Rick and Morty on the run! This faux-leather wallet features a clear ID slot, multiple card pockets, and a larger pocket for cash, crumbled receipts, and those Subway® coupons you’ll never redeem.

Get it on Amazon!

Snowball Collectible Keychain Toy

Snowball Collectible Keychain

It’s a stylized Snowball keychain courtesy of Funko. Yes, this Snowball keychain – with its IQ-enhancing helmet – is smart enough to remember your keys. You, however — with your limited human intelligence — are consistently foolish enough to forget them.

Get it on Amazon!

Portal Umbrella With Portal Gun Handle

Portal Umbrella With Portal Gun Handle

This Rick and Molded umbrella features a Morty portal gun handle! Let’s try that again: This Rick and Morty umbrella features a molded portal gun handle. Better? Good. Protect yourself from rain (or the arbitrary drizzling of subdimensional, reality-nibbling larvae) with this portal-inspired umbrella!

Get it on Amazon!

Rick & Morty Pen & Journal

Rick & Morty Pen & Journal

What did you do on Florp Day? How many Figglebuns fit in a Staggle-bot? Write it down in your Rick and Morty journal! This Rick and Morty stationery set features bright colors, popular characters, and a preponderance of portals. I mean who doesn’t love Rick and Morty office supplies?

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Lunchbox: Spaceship Die-Cut Shape

Rick And Morty Spaceship Die Cut Lunch Box

It’s a concerned Morty, a drunk, dispassionate Rick, and the saucer that enables trans-dimensional trauma on a lightweight lunchbox. This Rick and Morty lunch container maintains food temperature with an insulted EVA lining. It also maintains the perfect acrid atmosphere for whatever under-dimensional nightmare they’re toting back to the garage.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Makeup Bag

Rick And Morty Makeup Bag

With three elegant bags adorned with familiar Rick and Morty graphics, this makeup bag set is perfect for beautifying Plumbuses and other storable, appearance-enhancing apparatuses.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Lanyard ID Badge Holder

Rick And Morty Lanyard Id Badge Holder

Need to carry an easy-to-lose multidimensional pass? Then stick it in this Rick and Morty lanyard! Layered with Rick and Morty graphics, this graphic-layered lanyard also features a dangling, rubbery Rick!

Get it on Amazon!

Rick’s Spaceship USB Light

Ricks Space Ship Usb Light

Attach Rick’s Space Cruiser to your computer via USB. Oh, sorry – you’re probably awaiting further instructions. Well, there aren’t any. Simply connect it and watch the Space Cruiser’s headlights light up. See? Easy-peasy.

Get it on Amazon!

Smell-Proof Herb Bag With Rick & Morty Tray

Smell Proof Bag With Rick & Morty Tray

This smell-proof pouch is perfect for transporting smelly herbs that may instill a prolonged sense of cosmic calm. Featuring activated carbon, filtering fabric, nondescript J-Tubes, and an equally non-smelly herb grinder, this scent-stomping bag is perfect for…stuff. Good stuff. Actually, the best stuff.

Get it on Amazon!

Morty Projection Pen

Morty Projection Pen

Project Morty’s terrified cranium from this Rick and Morty projector pen! Regular party favors or school supplies pale in comparison to a pen — a projecting pen — that may actually hold a dimensionally displaced Morty.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Rick Keychain

Rick And Morty Rick Keychain

Is attaching your keys to Rick’s drunk and drooling cranium a good idea? No, not at all. However, this Rick keychain is infinitely more adventurous than a predictable rabbit’s foot. Based on Dan Harmon’s hit Adult Swim series, this metallic, Rick-headed keychain is perfect for those with a severe lack of key accountability.

Get it on Walmart!

Rick and Morty Space Saucer Accessories (that are totally for cars)

Make your car a saucer, or your saucer a car with these Rick and Morty car accessories.

You gotta turn into a car Morty!

Rick and Morty Run the Jewels Accordion Auto Sunshade

Rick And Morty Run The Jewels Accordion Auto Sunshade

This universally sized sunshade features Rick and Morty looking very much like Men in Black. However, Rick and Morty usually pass on diplomacy and immediately enact all 1,763 annihilation protocols.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Space Accordion Sunshade

Rick And Morty Space Accordion Sunshade

This folding Rick and Morty sunshade protects one’s car or saucer from UV light and the accompanying cracking and fading. Measuring 58″ x 27 1/2″, this sunshade fits most trucks, cars, vans, apple carts, and giant cockpits affixed to gargantuan alien birds. Uh, just ignore those last two options. They’re…silly.

Get it on Hot Topic!

Peace Among Worlds Vinyl Decal

Black Heart Decals And More Peace Among Worlds Vinyl Decal

This 5” vinyl decal features an image of Rick granting a hand gesture meaning, I kid you not, “Peace Among Worlds.” Well, that’s what it means in the microverse. Here, it means what you think it means.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Universal Car Seat Covers

Rick And Morty Universal Car Seat Covers

Featuring gorgeous graphics based on the hit Adult Swim series, these Rick and Morty seat covers are made from a polyester fabric material. They also sport round foam pads, card seat grooves, and back pockets. These seat covers will enliven any car lashed to earth via unforgiving gravity.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Air Freshener – Rick Head

Rick And Morty Air Freshener Rick Head

Does it smell like gin and someone who skipped showering? Surprisingly, this Rick and Morty (but mostly Rick) air freshener smells pleasant. Perfect for cars, gym bags, lockers, or wherever things smell like onions.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Spaceship Car Window Sunshade

Rick And Morty Spaceship Car Window Sunshade

It’s another sunshade featuring the animated antics of Rick and Morty. This Rick and Morty sunshade features Rick, Morty, and Summer “sharing” saucer space with a few unwanted, under-dimensional passengers. Perhaps they only feed on fear.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Home Decor and Household Items

Useful accessories or decorations that elevate any home. Or lab. Or any garage acting as a lab.

Rick and Morty Shower Curtain

Rick And Morty Shower Curtain

Turn their shower into a portal into the Rick & Morty universe. While it’s not quite the experience they’d receive while jet setting around the multiverse with Rick, it’ll do in a pinch, and no portal gun required!

Get it on Amazon!

Here are some more funny Rick and Morty shower curtains to choose from!

Rick And Morty Shower Curtain Black Universe BackgroundRick And Morty Portal Shower CurtainRick And Morty Galaxy Shower Curtain

Portal-Style Inflatable Chair

Portal Style Inflatable Chair

Step 1: Inflate this portal-inspired chair slathered with green, portal-gushing energy.
Step 2: Wait for a sibling, parent, or friend to rouse you from unconsciousness (the bicycle pump was broken, so it was all up to you).
Step 3: Enjoy sitting on this air-filled Rick and Morty chair!

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Cookie Cutters

Rick And Morty Cookie Cutters

Bake the heads of Rick and Morty with these Rick and Morty cookie cutters! Eat a confident Rick, or nibble upon a nervous Morty after copious stirring, rolling, and baking!

Get it on Etsy!

Rick and Morty Plumbus Mug

Rick And Morty Plumbus Mug

If a Plumbus is omni-functional, why can’t it be a mug? Ready to enhance drink storage and consumption, this ceramic mug is actually a hollowed out, handle-adorned Plumbus.

Get it on FIREBOX!

“I Turned Myself Into a Mug, Morty” Rick and Morty Mug

I Turned Myself Into A Mug Morty Rick And Morty Mug

He turned himself into a pickle to avoid family therapy. He turned himself into a mug because they rescheduled the appointment. This ceramic, mug-shaped Rick is another desperate attempt to avoid participation in grueling family dynamics.

Get it on Etsy!

Get Your Sh*t Together Print – Morty Quote Wall Banner

Get Your Shit Together Print Morty Quote Wall Banner

Want to accurately recite Morty’s in-school tirade to a nagging, unsympathetic Summer? Then look to the Morty Quote Wall Banner and nail every single word. “This wall scroll gets all the words together. It gets them all together and puts them on a wall. All the words so they’re together.” And I think you know the rest.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Glootie Mug

Rick And Morty Glootie Mug

It’s a mug featuring the app-happy Glootie! Covered with a full-color image of the pink, shiny alien, this Glootie mug also features a liberal slathering of the “Lovefinderzz” app logo. Drink of this mug and prepare for a full day of aggressive app-selling.

Get it at BoxLunch!

No Frame Canvas Print of Rick & Morty Running Through Galaxy

No Frame Canvas Print Of Rick & Morty Running Through Galaxy

This gorgeous image on canvas features Rick and Morty running through space. Or on space. Or to the left of space. Anyway, this cool Rick and Morty art will elevate the space-ness of any room, tent, or busy food co-op with its swirling, cosmic colors.

Get it on Wish.com!

Szechuan Sauce Picture

Szechuan Sauce Picture

Celebrate Rick’s dipping sauce addiction with this Szechaun Sauce picture! Hang it in your dedicated Rick-room, or wherever one pays homage to a sauce that dominates interstellar commerce.

Get it on Etsy!

“Riggety Riggety Wrecked” Pint Glass

Riggety Riggety Wrecked Pint Glass

Rick doesn’t just drink, he gets “riggety riggety wrecked!” This 16oz Rick and Morty pint glass features a sloppy, rather drunk Rick bathing in transdimensional energy. Which means he opened several portals leading directly to several liquor stores.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Balthrowman Throw Blanket

Rick And Morty Balthrowman Throw Blanket

Drinking and driving? A terrible, horrible idea. Drinking and dragon-ing? Oh. That’s much, much worse. This soft Rick and Morty throw blanket reminds one that driving dragons is ostensibly fun, but usually results in crash landings and scorched villages.

Get it on Hot Topic!

Rick’s Gym Wall Banner

Rick's Gym Wall Banner

Hang this especially ripped Rick on the wall of any gym, garage, or wherever one attempts to develop Rick’s monstrous musculature.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick & Morty Wine Stopper

Rick & Morty Wine Stopper

This stainless-steel wine stopper is topped with Rick’s head! If the several hundred Plumbuses littering your bar don’t exude your Rick and Morty addiction, this exquisite wine stopper should drive the point home.

Get it on Fun.com!

Large Gaming Mouse Pad Rick & Morty Style

Large Gaming Mouse Pad Rick & Morty Style

Optimized for laser and optical gaming mice, it’s the Rick and Morty Large Gaming Mouse Pad! This extended mouse pad is perfect for extensive mouse maneuvering. It also shows Rick’s compassionate teaching methods when presenting brutal, Multiversal truths.

Get it on Amazon!

Paladone Rick Icon Light

Paladone Rick Icon Light

Rick is full of wonderful (and destructive) ideas. Bathe in the luminescence of his brilliance with this slightly scary, Rick-shaped light. This is a great decorative piece that celebrates the power of toxic intelligence.

Get it on Amazon!

Mr. Meeseeks Icon Light

Mr. Meseeks Icon Light

This light-up Mr. Meeseeks is ready to glow gleefully until you turn him off. Place him on your desk, shelf, gaming console, or wherever your prefer an obsessively subservient light source.

Get it on Amazon!

Mr. Meeseeks Molded Mug

Mr. Meeseeks Molded Mug

Molded in the bulbous likeness of Mr. Meeseeks, it’s the Mr. Meeseeks Molded Mug! The perfect gift for those who drink no less than 16oz in a single sitting, this Mr. Meeseeks mug will quench the bearer’s thirst, or replicate until the bearer can drink no more.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick Middle Fingers Through Portal Indoor Tapestry

Rick Middle Fingers Through Portal Indoor Tapestry

If it’s not a tapestry, then Rick just opened a portal through your wall and expressed the Multiversal gesture for “peace among worlds.” Measuring 30” x 50”, this 100% woven polyester tapestry is perfect for any wall, ceiling, or floor amenable to arbitrary portal generation.

Get it on Amazon!

Chia Pet Rick

Chia Pet Rick

Is this an actual Chia Pet, or the result of another Rick-speriment gone wrong? This actual Rick Chia Pet – which you should absolutely ignore if it pleads for help – is ready to sprout the magical, squiggly Chia growth from Rick’s cranial planter. If you like to watch fun grow, this is the plantable gift to get.

Get it on Amazon!

Mr. Meeseeks Ceramic Coffee Mug With Lid

Mr. Meeseeks Ceramic Coffee Mug With Lid

Molded in the shape of a Meeseeks Box, it’s a ceramic Mr. Meeseeks coffee mug! Now you can enjoy your coffee from the very birthing box responsible for infinite Mr. Meeseeks!

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Exclusive Pint Glass – Meeseeks

Rick And Morty Exclusive Pint Glass Meeseeks

This blue, 17oz mug features the people-pleasing Mr. Meeseeks! Perfect for cold, warm, but not boiling drinks, this Rick and Morty Mr. Meeseeks glass will carry your drink, wait until you drink it, and then immediately disintegrate. Why? Because it fulfilled its purpose – to hold your drink until there is no drink.

Get it on Amazon!

Official Rick and Morty Plumbus Travel Tumbler With Reusable Straw and Lid [16 oz]

Official Rick And Morty Plumbus Travel Tumbler

What does everything for anything and is understood by everyone? That’s right – the omni-faceted Plumbus! And now this function-friendly tool-thing exists on a cold cup tumbler. This 16oz Rick and Morty tumbler keeps your smoothie, apple juice, or Pleeb Juice cold with double-wall drink chambering and five Plumbus-shaped ice cubes!

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Pickle Rick/Plumbus Salt and Pepper Shaker Figure Set

Distributing Rick And Morty Pickle Rick Plumbus Salt And Pepper Shaker Figure Set

Salt from Pickle Rick? Pepper from a Plumbus? Yes, and you can thank this ceramic Pickle Rick and Plumbus Salt and Pepper Shaker Set! Measuring 5” high, these salt and pepper shakers look great on any table where dining is a foregone conclusion.

Get it on Amazon!

Rick and Morty Portal Gun Mini Glass

Rick And Morty Portal Gun Mini Glass

It’s a replica of Rick’s portal-generating gun featuring a firmly attached glass! Made from sturdy polyresin and, well, glass, this series-accurate replica is perfect for pretend portal generation and awkward, real-life drinking!

Get it at BoxLunch!

Trippy Rick Wall Art

Trippy Rick Wall Art

It’s trippy Rick captured on bubblegum-colored wall art! Available in sizes 40”x40” and 48”x48”, this unique gumball graphic features an illustrated study of Rick’s gooey and garish instability. Perfect for living rooms, dining rooms, bedrooms, and garages lined with exotic, temperamental tech.

Get it on Big Wall Decor!

Rick and Morty Heat-Changing Mug

Rick And Morty Heat Changing Mug

Before hot liquid: A single, solitary Rick existing upon a black, ceramic void. After hot liquid: The dimensional veil falters, and a host of various Ricks seek to coexist with “Rick Prime.” Perfect for coffee drinkers and/or steadfast Multiverse theorists.

Get it at BoxLunch!

Custom Rick and Morty Style Cartoon Portrait (Really fun Rick & Morty Birthday Gift!)

Custom Rick And Morty Style Illustration

Send this person your photo and they’ll transfer your cartoon self into the world of Rick and Morty! Looking for a custom illustration of yourself, your family, your significant other, or your indifferent house pets in the style of Rick and Morty? Just send a photo, add a little context, and prepare to be “im-MORTY-lized” in Adult Swim’s chaotic cartoon series.

Get it on Etsy!

Rick and Morty Szechuan Dipping Sauce Shot Glass

Rick And Morty Szechuan Dipping Sauce Shot GlassRick loves it, and so do you. Rick loves it so much, he drinks it from a shot glass — and now, so do you. Based on the dipping sauce Rick regularly devours, this Szechuan Dipping Sauce Shot Glass features an excited Rick graphic and collectible packaging resembling takeout.

Get it on Amazon!

I Can Prove It Mathematically Giclee Art Print Poster from Typography Drawing by Pop Artist Stephen

I Can Prove It Mathematically Giclee Art Print Poster From Typography Drawing By Pop Artist Stephen

A serious pop artist drew this serious art regarding a silly Rick and his serious sayings. Perfect for any room or backyard moon bounce, this giclee art poster features Rick’s silhouetted cranium filled with quotable profundities.

Get it on Amazon!

Paladone Rick and Morty 3D Set of 4 Drink Coasters, Multi-Colored

Paladone Rick And Morty 3d Set Of 4 Drink Coasters

It’s four multi-colored coasters featuring Rick and Morty regulars (like Rick, Morty, Mr. Meeseeks, and Mr. Poopybutthole). These collectible Rick and Morty coasters are perfect for separating drinks from moisture-sensitive surfaces.

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Rick and Morty Toys, Games, and Collectibles

Rick would certainly collect you, so feel free to collect (and belittle) Rick. Here are some great Rick and Morty collectibles to choose from!

Real-Life Working Rick and Morty Butter Robot Toy

Real Life Working Rick And Morty Butter Robot Toy

This is hands down, the coolest Rick & Morty gift on this list (in my humble opinion). This is a working version of the infamous Butter Robot whose only purpose was to pass the butter (I feel ya, little buddy). I could bore you with words, but you should check out the video demonstration instead!

Get it on TheButterRobot.com!

Tiny Rick With Guitar Funko POP!

Tiny Rick With Guitar Toy

This Tiny Rick figure from Funko steals Homecoming Queens from rock-headed jocks with a singular, sensitive guitar strum. Unfortunately, his singing is less effective, and actually quite unpleasant.

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Rick and Morty Portal Bookend

Rick And Morty Portal Bookend

These portal bookends feature Rick and Morty on the run. “Get your books together. Get them all together and put them on a shelf. All your books, so they’re together.” Just do what Morty says, Summer, and get your books (and your $#!+) together!

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The Art of Rick and Morty Book

The Art Of Rick And Morty Book

Interested in never-before-seen character designs? How about concept art and rough character sketches? If you want to witness the foundational visuals of Adult Swim’s irreverent series, we recommend this one-of-a-kind deep dive into the aesthetic heart of Rick and Morty.

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3D Printed Plumbus for Sale from Rick and Morty

3d Printed Plumbus From Rick And Morty

It’s an actual, 3D-printed Plumbus! Hang it in your kitchen. Tie it to a tree. Place it next to the toilet, and slide it under the bed. Why? Because it’s always there when you need it, and it’s dependably omni-capable.

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Rick & Morty Jumping Portal Vinyl Figure

Rick & Morty Jumping Portal Vinyl Figure

This vinyl diorama features Rick and Morty fleeing through portals to avoid a dimension-traversing murder hornet. Experience the lurking, arbitrary terror of dimensional travel with this collectible Rick and Morty memorabilia display!

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Cute Morty-Inspired Buddha Statue

Cute Morty Inspired Buddha Statue

This 3D-printed, Morty-esque Buddha tries to inspire tranquility, but its own palpable nervousness bars the path to prolonged inner-peace. You hit the gong and listen to waterfalls, by Morty’s chattering teeth will shatter your zen. It’s an interesting take on Rick and Morty crafts.

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Rick-Inspired Buddha Statue

Rick Inspired Buddha Statue

If Rick were a well-fed Buddha representing peace and enlightenment, it would look exactly like this. Place this 3D-printed collectible between two sticks of incense and prepare for several hours of Rick-inspired enlightenment.

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Cornvelious Daniel With Mulan Sauce Figure

Cornvelious Daniel With Mulan S Figure

This is what happens when a Galactic Federation agent discovers Mulan Szechuan Dipping Sauce – they become sloppy, unapologetic addicts. Add this sauce-drunk Cornvelious to your collection and celebrate the joys of delirious dipping.

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Space Suit Morty With Snake Toy

Space Suit Morty With Snake Toy

It’s Morty in space. With a snake. Just because.

This Morty figure from Funko features a space-ready Morty and an equally space-ready, slightly more slithery snake.

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Operation Game Rick and Morty Edition

Operation Game Rick And Morty Edition

Based on the hit episode “Anatomy Park,” it’s the classic Operation game with an unsubtle Rick and Morty slant! Try to salvage Anatomy Park’s organic attractions without endangering the life of a certain homeless Santa. It’s a fun time for those who enjoy Rick and Morty, and those who enjoy operating on drunk, department store Santas.

Get it on Hot Topic!

Rick & Morty Portal Gun Replica Toy

Rick & Morty Portal Gun Toy

It’s absolutely NOT a toy! Sure, it seems like an incredibly accurate portal gun replica, but it did open a swirling doorway to “Earth D&D” — a home to fantastical creatures forever controlled by “God’s Dice.” Maybe push the button again and hope the door closes. Maybe roll higher than a six and try again.

But seriously – this is an awesome, accurately rendered collectible with light-up functions and a mostly stable power source.

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Rick and Morty Signed Script

Rick And Morty Signed Script

This script replica reprints the full script from Rick and Morty Episode 104 – “The Meeseeks Box.” Featuring printed autographs from esteemed show creators, this simulated script is the perfect Rick and Morty present for those who long to reenact, with precision, an entire episode.

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Rick Amigurumi Pattern – DIY Crochet PDF

Rick Amigurumi Pattern Pdf Diy Crochet

Ready to crochet a yarn-rendered Rick? Then order this how-to guide with detailed instructions and incredibly helpful images. In a matter of days (or years, depending on your level of commitment), you’ll have your very own alcoholic super-scientist.

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Jenga: Rick and Morty Edition

Jenga Rick And Morty Edition

Build (or un-build) the battery of your Space Cruiser with this Rick and Morty Jenga set! Utilize bricks form the Microverse, Miniverse, and Teenyverse to correctly construct a highly unstable, easily tippable cosmic battery.

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Rick and Morty Chess Set (Collector’s Edition)

Rick And Morty Chess Set

If the person you’re shopping for has the patience of Rick Sanchez, then this gift is a hard pass. However, if they’ve got the composure and endurance of Morty and are lovers of chess, then this collector’s edition Rick and Morty chess set is one of the best gifts to consider.

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What Do You Meme? Rick & Morty Edition

What Do You Meme Rick & Morty Edition

Create a meme based on the animated mania of Rick and Morty! Just grab some friends (but definitely not Jimmy – his brother still has pink eye), grab some Rick and Morty photo cards, and proceed with madcap memeing! Yes, I also tried to find an official Rick and Morty Cards Against Humanity game, but failed 🙁

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Rick and Morty LookSee Collectors Box

Rick And Morty Looksee Collectors Box

This collectible kit features spectacular Rick and Morty swag! Packed in a Meeseeks Box container, this collection kit comes with an embroidered beanie, a scented air freshener, and several more Rick and Morty accessories everyone will absolutely adore forever (and ever).

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Berserker Squanchy Toy Funko POP! Animation

Funko Pop! Animation Berserker Squanchy Toy

It’s the Berserker Squanchy in deformed Funko form! This irascible, 3.75” Squanchy is the perfect collectible creature who occasionally mutates into something monstrous.

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The Discreet Assassin Buildable Figure

The Discreet Assassin Buildable Figure

Build the Discreet Assassin with this figure-building set. This 54-piece diorama allows one to construct a Krombopulos Michael figure and a scaled Gromflam Base Science Lab. Just make sure you build them…discreetly.

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Anatomy Park: The Game (Rick & Morty Boardgame)

Anatomy Park The Game

Want to play a game inside the body of Ruben the homeless Santa? Then grab this Rick and Morty board game based on the popular, anatomical episode! Claim your spot, shift organs appropriately, and build a functioning park, but please do so before a certain homeless Santa expires.

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Get Schwifty 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

Get Schwifty 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

What to do while the portal gun powers up? Take the afternoon – okay, several afternoons – and assemble this Rick and Morty puzzle! And then do it again, because portal guns are fully charged after week 36.

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King of $#!+ Rick with Sound Funko POP!

King Of Shit Rick With Sound

Measuring 6” high while squatting, it’s a $#!++ing Rick courtesy of Funko’s flatulating figure makers. Yes, Rick is the epitome of defecating royalty while dropping a kingly deuce. Oh, and don’t forget the sound effects. What are they? Flushing, and perhaps a loud plop.

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Rick & Morty Figures from Funko POP!

Funko Pop! Rick & Morty Action Figures

It’s a bundle! A set! A veritable duo of Rick and Morty figures concocted by Funko’s compact caricature generator. Yes, now you can own both Rick AND Morty with the click of a singular button. And after making that effortless, singular click, you can expect both figures to appear via Post Office-approved portal.

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Rick and Morty Tiny Rick Plush

Rick And Morty Tiny Rick Plush

Remember when Rick transferred his consciousness into a younger clone, and then attended Morty’s High School? Of course you do. Remember when Rick transferred his consciousness into a 22-inch plush doll so he could live in your backpack? Well, he did, you bought it, and I think I hear something wriggling in your backpack and cursing under its breath; yes it’s this Rick Sanchez plush doll!

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Clue Rick and Morty Edition Board Game

Clue Rick And Morty Edition Board Game

Someone stole the plans to the portal gun. Who’s responsible for re-procuring said plans? That’s right – Rick, Morty, Summer, Jerry, Beth, and Mr. Poopybutthole. Play Clue the Rick and Morty way with this slightly askew version of the popular “who done it” board game.

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Rick and Morty Mr. Meeseeks Edition Yahtzee Game

Rick And Morty Mr Meeseeks Edition Yahtzee Game

Yes, people still play Yahtzee, and so does Mr. Meeseeks (until he wins, or summons another Mr. Meeseeks to win eventually). Based on the hit animated series, Rick and Morty, this Yahtzee set features a Mr. Meeseeks dice cup, easy to ignore scorecards, and custom dice filled with classic Rick and Morty characters.

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Rick and Morty Total Rickall Cooperative Card Game

Rick And Morty Total Rickall Cooperative Card Game

Based on the Rick and Morty episode titled “Total Rickall,” it’s the Total Rikall Cooperative Card Game! Your mission: to purge your home of parasites masquerading as family and friends. And that’s hard, considering said parasites are implanting false memories to appear very real, and very loved. Perfect for parties, and the perfect excuse to doubt the existence of unseemly siblings.

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Rick & Morty Monopoly Game

Monopoly Rick And Morty Board Game

Buy, sell, and argue over purchasable land lurking in the Multiverse! This Rick and Morty Monopoly game features series-specific game tokens, and the ability to litter your land with Flooble Cranks and Gooble Boxes. Now, roll that diceflobb (totally made that up) and start playing!

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Pickle Rick Merch Roundup

Celebrate Rick’s transformative avoidance tactic with this Pickle Rick merchandise.

Rick and Morty: Talking Pickle Rick [Book]

Rick And Morty Talking Pickle Rick Book And Figure

What shouts, “Pickle Riiiick,” or “I turned myself into a pickle, Morty”? No, not an actual Pickle Rick, but a very fake one that could pass as actual. This squishy, 3-inch reproduction of an accidentally transformed Rick Sanchez stands firmly on a plastic base. It also comes with a 48-page, fully illustrated book highlighting the wonders of Rick’s brief life as a limbless pickle.

Get it on Google Shopping!

3D Pickle Rick Faux Taper Earrings

3d Pickle Rick Faux Taper Earrings

It’s Pickle Rick in faux taper earring form! Attach these aggravated pickles to whichever face holes you prefer (we suggest the ears), and become the life of any Pickle Rick party. This makes for a fun Rick and Morty Valentines Day gift for the special lady in your life!

Get it on Fun.com!

Giant Inflatable Pickle Rick Pool Float

Giant Inflatable Pickle Rick Pool Float

Measuring over five feet high, it’s an inflatable Pickle Rick pool float! Why would Rick transform into a pickle? To avoid family bureaucracy. Celebrate Rick’s extreme choices to avoid emotional intimacy, and decorate the pool with an inflatable, seedless Rick!

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Pickle Rick Collectible Figure

Pickle Rick Collectible Figure

It’s Pickle Rick made mobile in his found, fleshy armor! This collectible figure from Funko should never be placed next to house pets, lest they become another piece of his ever-evolving exoskeleton.

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Geeki Tikis Rick & Morty Pickle Rick Mug

Geeki Tikis Rick & Morty Pickle Rick Mug

It’s a Tiki-style mug referencing a pickle-style Rick! This Pickle Rick-inspired Tiki mug is perfect for parties, drinking parties, and parties involving drinks. Particularly, those with a splash of watermelon.

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Rick and Morty Pickle Rick Vertical Bifold Wallet

Pickle Rick Vertical Bi Fold Wallet

This Pickle Rick wallet resembles an accidentally transformed, vastly immobile, pickle-shaped Rick! With a clear ID pocket and logo-adorned card slots, this Pickle Rick wallet is perfect for storing lots of things, but certainly not pickles.

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Pickle Rick Pencil Case

Pickle Rick Pencil Case

This zip-up pencil case – rendered in the immobile likeness of Pickle Rick — is perfect for storing… anything but pencils. I mean, who still uses pencils? Didn’t they fade into obscurity like typewriters, inkwells, and Intellivision?

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Pickle Rick Face Mask

Pickle Rick Face Mask

Protect yourself with the particle-repelling power of Pickle Rick! These Pickle Rick masks feature several Pickle Ricks, and then a singular Pickle Rick expression. Secure your health while celebrating a sentient pickle scientist.

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Pickle Rick and Tiny Rick Portal Pocket T-Shirt

Pickle Rick And Tiny Rick Portal Pocket T ShirtIt’s Tiny Rick or Pickle Rick in a pocket (and on a t-shirt)! Yes, these Rick and Morty t-shirts feature stitched portal pockets and illustrated, erroneously transformed Ricks.

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Pickle Rick Black and Green Sweatpants

Pickle Rick Black And Green Lounge Pants

Cover those naked, human legs with a post-human pickle! These soft lounge pants feature an elastic waistband, a drawstring tie, and a liberal slathering of probably screaming Pickle Ricks.

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Boom Pickle Rick Ugly Christmas Sweater

Boom Pickle Rick Ugly Xmas Sweater

How does one avoid family therapy? By turning oneself into a pickle. How does one embrace Christmas? By wearing the likeness of one who successfully avoided family therapy. This Pickle Rick sweater is the perfect gift for those who appreciate Pickle Rick and not-quite-hand-quilted apparel.

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Inflatable Pickle Rick Costume

Inflatable Pickle Rick Costume

If you long to escape inescapable family drama, then be like Rick – transform yourself into a pickle! This human-sized costume features character-accurate details to capture the intricacies of cartoon pickle skin. If you need a quick costume or an excuse to avoid family, we suggest this inflatable escape route.

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Pickle Rick Carpet

Pickle Rick Carpet

Available in multiple sizes, this Pickle Rick area rug features the expression and coloration of a panicked, pickle-shaped Rick. Adorn your kitchen, living room, den, or secret second den with the likeness of everyone’s favorite part-time pickle person.

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Rick and Morty Christmas Gifts, Decorations and Ornaments

Decorate the house or sentient, snow-covered tree with these Rick and Morty Christmas decorations.

Rick & Morty Figure Ornament Set

Rick & Morty Figure Ornament Set

One carries a portal gun, the other a Meeseeks Box. Together, these Rick and Morty ornaments dangle soundlessly from your Christmas tree. And when you’re asleep, Morty befriends the dog, and Rick antagonizes the Elves.

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Rick & Morty Ornaments With Santa Hats

Rick & Morty Ornaments With Santa Hats

They’re singing, gifting, and hanging from a tree! These Rick and Morty Christmas ornaments exude holiday cheer while offering earthly presents and unearthly, unreturnable Meeseeks.

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Pickle Rick Ornament (with Santa hat!)

Pickle Rick Ornament With Santa Hat

Hang this unique Pickle Rick ornament (with Santa hat!) from the tree and wait patiently for a tiny, gravelly voice to proclaim its present predicament: “Pickle RIIIICK!”

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It Looks Terrible, but It’s Probably Edible

Alien foodstuff that looks iffy, but tastes schwifty.

Rick and Morty Eyeholes – White Chocolate Truffles

Rick And Morty Eyeholes White Chocolate Truffles

Eyeholes aren’t aesthetically pleasing, but your tastebuds tell a different tale. These faux eyeholes are a gruesome concoction of white chocolate with green strawberry filling. They make a great snack, or a great argument against snacking.

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Dress Like Rick and Morty, but Don’t Behave Like Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty costumes or costume-like loungewear that may enable illegal super-science. Take your Rick and Morty cosplay to another level!

Rick and Morty Onesie for Adults: Rick Sanchez Cosplay

Rick Sanchez Cosplay Costume Onesie

This one-piece pajama suit enables an immediate resemblance to Rick Sanchez. Ready to drink like an emotionally toxic super-scientist? Ready to sleep like a drinking (and still emotionally toxic) super-scientist? Then simply slide on this costume loungewear, give a hardy burp, and continue to b*tch-slap the laws of physics.

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Morty Men’s Costume

Morty Men's Costume

With a foamy, bright yellow t-shirt and molded Morty mask, you’re ready to ride the space-time continuum with your brilliant, caustic grandfather. This quick and easy Morty costume is great for Halloween, or any arbitrary moment when one wishes to blather nervously about older, immoral relatives.

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Mr. Meeseeks Onesie Pajamas

Mr. Meeseeks Pajamas

Made from soft and comfy fleece materials, it’s a Mr. Meeseeks one-piece pajama suit! Capturing the visual characteristics of Rick and Morty’s replicating alien, these Mr. Meeseeks pajamas are perfect for sleeping, lounging, or incredibly comfortable, sleep-inducing Halloween costumes.

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Stealing Gifting stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing gifting

The trip was long, and the trials were many. You met creatures that cared, or couldn’t care less. But you managed to find the perfect gift for that especially demanding Rick and Morty fan.

So, sit back, uncork a bottle of Fleeb Juice, and get extra schwifty as the gift recipient dances to the latest nonsensical Rick rap.

Didn’t like the gifts or all the awesome Rick and Morty merch? Well….

“There’s a lesson here and I’m not going to be the one to figure it out.” – Rick Sanchez

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Who would immediately (like, without hesitation) forsake Earth and join Optimus Prime in a last-ditch effort to emancipate Cybertron? That’s right – Tiras. An experienced geek-culture pundit, Tiras regularly consumes and reviews all manner of fantastical, fictional, and high-concept content. He also dreams of ending an eons-long war between two factions of intimidatingly tall transforming robots.

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