42 Seinfeld Gifts About Nothing

This book is newer and a great way to “think” about their favorite show in a new light. It’s a little lofty, but it is pretty great.

This collector’s box wasn’t as popular as you may think, so most fans don’t have it. You can get it and split it up into multiple gifts or give it as one big one.

Seinfeld was a show for adults, so there weren’t many posters or fun things like that made for it at the time. Now, you can order custom ones like this one that other fans made.

This QR pin is a gift that you can reveal right away or wait for them to scan it. Either way, it’s the perfect gift for someone who is a bit of a social butterfly and won’t mind people scanning their pin.

Another poster gift, this one features all of the most famous Seinfeld quotes. It’s a cool bit of topographical art and many people won’t even realize what it is – but real fans will.

This looks like a really mature gift that maybe blocks out someone’s first apartment or office – but it is actually Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment. A bit of a tricky gift!

Another academic gift, this one takes a lighter-hearted approach to the series. This book does have some criticism, but it all level-headed.

These Seinfeld shot glasses feature the main characters of the show on 90’s style, nostalgia inducing glasses. They can use these or display them!

This is one of the coolest pieces of merch we’ve seen for Seinfeld and it is something that they definitely don’t have. Whether they need to outfit their living or a guest room, this is a perfect gift.

This encyclopedia makes for a great coffee table gift and it will teach them some things they didn’t know about their favorite show.

This set replica is absolutely one of the best gifts for anyone who has everything from the show. It is unique and new, plus it makes for a perfect display piece.

Stickers always make a great small gift or stocking stuffer because they can go anywhere from a car window to a water bottle with ease.

Ask anyone, and they will probably agree that George has some of the most memorable, funniest quotes in all of television history. This bag reinforces that.

Coffee mugs always make for great gifts, and this one has some funny quotes, memorable scenes, and just great design. She’s hefty!

Need we say more? This is a great warning to the other people in the house and a perfect gift.

Elaine is a character that many people love, and this quote is one of her best. The notebook itself is really sturdy, so it is a good choice for someone who needs to take notes or is trying to write their own script.

This mug will remind them of one of the best scenes from the show. It’s another reason why we think Elaine is by far the best character – and why she’s so beloved.

This quotes glass is the perfect gift for someone who likes to display Seinfeld merch. It is one of the best!

These are coasters that are sure to leave an impression on someone – and prevent them from happening on a table!

These are a great funny gift for a collector who likes to display Seinfeld memorabilia. They are perfectly designed and really funny.

Seinfeld isn’t like a lot of other shows in that the funny moments can’t easily be explained. No soup for you is one of those moments – you just had to be there.

If the spoon didn’t fit your needs, this mug is a little more practical.

This is a sentiment that we think most people will understand.

Have a friend who is an assman? This is the perfect gift.

If you know someone who has a very stressful job and needs serenity NOW, this is a good and funny gift.

Little Jerry is a rooster that has some pretty similar characteristics to the man.

This Newman action figure is filled with some really great personality – he will be their favorite one.

What a beautiful art piece for someone to display in a place of honor. This is a classic and will always be hilarious.

We all need this reminder when we are in the car.

More of a niche gift, this is a fun Funko that isn’t all that common, so be sure to pounce on it for your favorite Seinfeld fan.

These pretzels are making me thirsty…does it sound familiar? This is another great niche gift that almost makes sense on its own.

All of these 90s/2000s shows seem to have lobster references. Why is that?

This is the perfect gift for someone who spends a lot of time in the kitchen. It looks like a normal drawing, but true Seinfeld fans will know.

This is a very, very subtle tribute to the show. It will make for a great gift for someone who is retiring themselves.

This card will be a great small gift for a Seinfeld fan or something great to hold a gift certificate. The art of seduction will always be funny.

This is a great gift for someone who has a ton of room and loves charts and to have things organized.

This complete collection makes for a great gift for anyone who loves the show. It has some amazing behind-the-scenes content.

This collection is really cool because it features some insights into the stage directions the actors were given. Plus, it’s a really cool coffee table read.

This shirt is unique and fun, plus it is sold at a place most people who like Seinfeld probably wouldn’t be caught dead.

This is a really rare game and, unlike a lot of other branded content, it is a lot of fun to play.

This book features the material written by Jerry Seinfeld, including his stuff before, during, and after Seinfeld.

This classic t-shirt used to be easy to find, but now it’s considered vintage. Thankfully, there is one place you can still get it.