49 Skyrim Gifts for the Greybeards’ Only Hope

All you wanted was a sweet roll, but that gang of hooligans wanted it more. Now you’re nearly unconscious, nursing a black eye, and lamenting the loss of that improbably delicious pastry. If only someone would heed the sign, and for the promised price, hand-deliver that delectable, icing-dipped dessert.

This Skyrim sweater features dueling dragons and alternating, game-inspired patterns. And no, it’s not printed — it’s 100% knitted and nearly warm enough for Skyrim’s perpetual Nordic frost.

This gray, lightweight hoodie features Skyrim’s renown dragon icon. And that’s it. Does it need more? Honestly, no. The ominous, minimalist dragon says it all while never overstating.

If you’re wondering how to find love in Skyrim, we recommend the many (but unproven) pick-up lines on this very t-shirt.

This warm hoodie features the printed appearance of immaculate Nightingale armor. Boasting a three-dimensional appearance and double-sided print, this hoodie displays your dedication to a certain Daedric Prince.

Wondering about the statistics of a very plain, unenchanted, wearable-but-useless-in-a-fight black t-shirt? Then wear this stat-sharing t-shirt and wonder no more.

Made from impact-resistant resin and fiberglass, this tough-looking, Nordic-leaning, Skyrim-inspired headpiece was handcrafted, hand-painted, and harmed nary a ram to procure its horns. Looking to protect a gamer’s most important asset during imagined combat, this cosplay helm is a game-accurate gift.

Made from a blend of comfortable/stretchy spandex and polyester, these Skyrim crew socks feature an organized slathering of familiar dragon symbols.

Made from full grain leather, synthetic (and not at all bloody) animal pelts, metal, and polyurethane plastic, this handmade leather armor is absolutely essential for crucial cosplay conventions and dangerous backyard quests.

This gorgeous print is a snapshot from the beautiful and beastly world of Skyrim. Decorate your home with a painted window to your second home.

Made from high-quality birch, these handmade coasters feature carefully carved Skyrim symbols. The perfect gift for barkeeps who absolutely dread drink-stained bars.

Increase your health with the healing power of sleep! Thanks to this soft pillow and its transparent statistics, you can now depend on its magical means to induce medicinal sleep.

Available in multiple sizes, it’s a gorgeous map of Skyrim applied to scroll-colored carpet! Yes, this unique carpet features a gorgeous print of the popular (and dangerous) province. Accent the den or mark a path through Skyrim with this sprawling map that’s soft underfoot.

There’s adventure waiting, and an impatient adventurer wants to get on with, y’know, adventuring. Encase your unenthusiastic pillow with this adventure-ready pillow case!

A map to hang and not walk upon, this detailed map features all nine provinces filling the continent of Tamriel. If you’re quite tired of Skyrim, you can set a course for an adjacent, equally dangerous land.

This hand-carved, oak tree mug features a stainless steel inside and a glowing copper label featuring Skyrim’s iconic dragon. There’s a very good chance you drank from one at the Sleeping Giant Inn. And then again at The Bannered Mare.

This modular, five-panel poster offers a sizable, breathtaking view of Skyrim province. Take a step forward and enter a world of magic, mayhem, and…uh…sweet rolls.

Hang it up. Light it up. This illuminated Skyrim icon projects one color or several with its handy remote. Light up the darkest caves or simply upgrade the mancave with this Skyrim-inspired light.

He was prophesied to destroy everything until he met you. Now, he’s hanging on your wall between pictures of last year’s family fishing trip. This replica of Alduin’s cleanly removed cranium was a gift from very thankful, very relieved Greybeards.

Carved from a vintage vinyl record, this non-skipping Skyrim clock features a stoic Dragonborn and the symbol of his sizable, scaly adversary.

Featuring the Dark Brotherhood’s ominous symbol, this marble-ceramic coffee mug prepares one for dark visitors and a terror-filled trek to the Abandoned Shack.

Measuring 11″ x 14″, this purposely aged print features the denoted runes of Skyrim’s ancient alphabet. Is your favorite sword layered in strange, confounding symbols? Symbols that could potentially unlock impressive, prophesied powers? Then grab a candle, grab the print, and decipher your way to godhood.

With Skyrim-inspired game tokens and a board filled with familiar locations, this Monopoly game boasts significantly more dragons than the average board game.

Yes, it’s heavy (the armor, not the bust), but it contains the highest armor rating of any wearable, protective covering. Celebrate the incredibly spikey (and intimidating) Daedric armor with this equally spikey bust.

This 6″ Skyrim replica accurately represents resplendent dwarven armor. If you ever doubted a dwarf’s skill at the forge, allow this immaculate armor to end that thinking.

These custom-made, life-size props cleverly recreate in-game items! If you long to hold a succulent sweet roll, or find yourself in need of necessary potion bottles, we recommend this pretend but mostly useable prop set.

Wondering what a Skyrim-obsessed duck might look like in Ulfric Stormcloak cosplay? If you considered it but couldn’t quite imagine it, here it is! Part of the “Tubbz” series of pond-pedaling collectibles, this Ulfric Stormcloak-inspired duck is a feathery iteration of the renown rebel.

Measuring 3.75″ high, it’s a diminutive Daedric Prince of Madness in charming Funko form. Armed with the transformative Wabbajack, Sheogorath welcomes you to the rather ominous Shivering Isles.

Whose terrifying armor is crafted with Daedra hearts and ebony ingots? That’s right — the dreaded Daedric Warrior! Yes, this stylized figure from Funko is slightly less dreaded, but its small stature still casts a long, dark shadow.

It’s you! Okay, it’s not “you,” but it’s the character you play in Skryrim — the very last Dragonborn (or “Dovahkiin,” as it’s pronounced in the ancient Dragon Language). This compact, vinyl caricature features stunning character details, and it’s the perfect petite representative of your playable, psuedo-chibi champion.

It’s a bird’s-eye view of the daring Dragonborn thanks to this immaculate (and completed) puzzle. If you have a few days to kill before your next adventure, we recommend assembling this breathtaking, 1000-piece Skyrim puzzle.

Made of solid and intricately sculpted PVC plastic, this exquisite statue features a furious (and female) Dragonborn warrior. Measuring over 9″ tall, this detailed figure features our lightly armored warrior standing upon a cautiously winding tail.

This Skyrim Skeleton Key lockpick is a perfect replica of the Daedric Prince’s most revered artifact. If you complete the Blindsighted quest for the Thieves Guild, you definitely deserve this unbreakable implement of unimpeded entry.

Want to connect with the divine but can’t build a shrine? Then grab this collectible set of professionally crafted tokens guaranteed to motivate your maker. Made from finely sculpted vinyl, these game-accurate artifacts decorate shelves and awaken shelved deities.

It’s an accurate recreation of Miraak’s unique mask. With adjustable straps and a comfortable inner lining, you can dress the part of oppressive Dragon Priest, Miraak.

Made from carefully crafted and varnished larch wood, this Dragon Priest mask is a display-worthy, perhaps enchanted artifact.

You handily defeated Zahkriisos at Bloodskal Barrow and earnestly earned your prize — his sacred mask! Perfect for wearing or displaying, this realistic mask may increase shock resistance!

This handcrafted, hand-painted Dragon Priest mask resembles the armored headpiece of Konahrik. This wearable mask represents the mystical headpiece that appears after acquiring the other masks.

This tin, lunch-carrying tote features gorgeous Skyrim branding and scenery. Carry precious food or sacred Soul Gems with this Skyrim tin tote.

This brass-like, pocket watch-like necklace features the iconic dragon and ornate construction and design. If you’re counting down the minutes to your next Skyrim campaign, this is the watch to constantly recheck.

Based on arcane symbology found in the Key of Solomon grimoire, this metallic pendant may attract a significant other with love-infused magics.

Encased in a clear glass dome, this Skyrim Keychain features a chambered dragon symbol floating above a maelstrom of electric blue. Warning: cracking the glass may free an unhappily chambered dragon.

Layered in a shimmering silver, these metallic, handmade earrings reflect the great dragon Alduin — enemy of the Dragonborn and stunning, ubiquitous symbol of the Skyrim game.

This muted silver necklace features the dangling, dragon-shaped Skyrim symbol. It’s the perfect accent for Skyrim-inspired apparel.

A painstaking recreation of the ritual table, this ornately carved jewelry box is topped with stylized dragon heads. With a fine velvet lining, this unique Skyrim artifact holds prized possessions and perhaps possessed heirlooms.

This handcrafted box features carefully engraved and stained Skyrim branding. If you need extra storage for smaller items and secret artifacts, this compact crate should supplement the above box.

Yes, it looks very much like the Vintage Pendant Necklace (scroll up), but this proper Skyrim Pocket Watch features the renown, fiery nemesis perched upon its bluish, electric clock face.

Trick out your Nintendo Switch with this glorious Skyrim accessory set! Featuring a soft pouch for your console, a joy-con trigger grip, a cleaning cloth, and protective screen filter, these Skyrim accessories enable enhanced gameplay with familiar dragon branding.

Eat like the perpetually peckish adventurers of Skyrim with this very official cookbook. Want to conjure up in-game edibles enjoyed by warriors far and wide? Than open this official cookbook and enjoy the very real taste of imagined foodstuff.

Stored in a lavishly illustrated slipcase, this Skyrim book set features three hardcover volumes stuffed with Skyrim lore, magics, creatures, characters, and perhaps formerly unknown histories told only in secret throughout Tamriel’s perilous province.