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If you’ve logged over 360 hours on Skyrim, one would consider your commitment negligible. Skyrim isn’t simply played — it’s lived.
The fifth game in the wildly popular Elder Scroll series, Skyrim — known in its entirety as The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim — continues the tradition of open-world gameplay in an expansive fantasy realm.
As one of the Dragonborn, your ultimate goal is to destroy Alduin, the dreaded dragon prophesied to consume (i.e., destroy) the world.
Of course, you can forget all that nonsense and do what you want, which is one of the benefits of an open-world game.
Are you a fan of Skyrim and the entire Elder Scrolls saga? Have a friend who’s equally obsessed and in need of some authentic Skyrim swag?
Then check out our Skyrim Gift List and enjoy wondrous artifacts based on Bethesda Games’ top-selling, never-ending adventure.
Skyrim Clothing and Apparel
Less cumbersome than armor, but absolutely useless against an axe.
Have You Seen This Sweetroll T-Shirt
All you wanted was a sweet roll, but that gang of hooligans wanted it more. Now you’re nearly unconscious, nursing a black eye, and lamenting the loss of that improbably delicious pastry. If only someone would heed the sign, and for the promised price, hand-deliver that delectable, icing-dipped dessert.
This warm hoodie features the printed appearance of immaculate Nightingale armor. Boasting a three-dimensional appearance and double-sided print, this hoodie displays your dedication to a certain Daedric Prince.
Made from impact-resistant resin and fiberglass, this tough-looking, Nordic-leaning, Skyrim-inspired headpiece was handcrafted, hand-painted, and harmed nary a ram to procure its horns. Looking to protect a gamer’s most important asset during imagined combat, this cosplay helm is a game-accurate gift.
Made from full grain leather, synthetic (and not at all bloody) animal pelts, metal, and polyurethane plastic, this handmade leather armor is absolutely essential for crucial cosplay conventions and dangerous backyard quests.
Available in multiple sizes, it’s a gorgeous map of Skyrim applied to scroll-colored carpet! Yes, this unique carpet features a gorgeous print of the popular (and dangerous) province. Accent the den or mark a path through Skyrim with this sprawling map that’s soft underfoot.
A map to hang and not walk upon, this detailed map features all nine provinces filling the continent of Tamriel. If you’re quite tired of Skyrim, you can set a course for an adjacent, equally dangerous land.
This hand-carved, oak tree mug features a stainless steel inside and a glowing copper label featuring Skyrim’s iconic dragon. There’s a very good chance you drank from one at the Sleeping Giant Inn. And then again at The Bannered Mare.
He was prophesied to destroy everything until he met you. Now, he’s hanging on your wall between pictures of last year’s family fishing trip. This replica of Alduin’s cleanly removed cranium was a gift from very thankful, very relieved Greybeards.
Measuring 11″ x 14″, this purposely aged print features the denoted runes of Skyrim’s ancient alphabet. Is your favorite sword layered in strange, confounding symbols? Symbols that could potentially unlock impressive, prophesied powers? Then grab a candle, grab the print, and decipher your way to godhood.
Yes, it’s heavy (the armor, not the bust), but it contains the highest armor rating of any wearable, protective covering. Celebrate the incredibly spikey (and intimidating) Daedric armor with this equally spikey bust.
These custom-made, life-size props cleverly recreate in-game items! If you long to hold a succulent sweet roll, or find yourself in need of necessary potion bottles, we recommend this pretend but mostly useable prop set.
Wondering what a Skyrim-obsessed duck might look like in Ulfric Stormcloak cosplay? If you considered it but couldn’t quite imagine it, here it is! Part of the “Tubbz” series of pond-pedaling collectibles, this Ulfric Stormcloak-inspired duck is a feathery iteration of the renown rebel.
Whose terrifying armor is crafted with Daedra hearts and ebony ingots? That’s right — the dreaded Daedric Warrior! Yes, this stylized figure from Funko is slightly less dreaded, but its small stature still casts a long, dark shadow.
It’s you! Okay, it’s not “you,” but it’s the character you play in Skryrim — the very last Dragonborn (or “Dovahkiin,” as it’s pronounced in the ancient Dragon Language). This compact, vinyl caricature features stunning character details, and it’s the perfect petite representative of your playable, psuedo-chibi champion.
It’s a bird’s-eye view of the daring Dragonborn thanks to this immaculate (and completed) puzzle. If you have a few days to kill before your next adventure, we recommend assembling this breathtaking, 1000-piece Skyrim puzzle.
Made of solid and intricately sculpted PVC plastic, this exquisite statue features a furious (and female) Dragonborn warrior. Measuring over 9″ tall, this detailed figure features our lightly armored warrior standing upon a cautiously winding tail.
This Skyrim Skeleton Key lockpick is a perfect replica of the Daedric Prince’s most revered artifact. If you complete the Blindsighted quest for the Thieves Guild, you definitely deserve this unbreakable implement of unimpeded entry.
Shrines of The Nine Divines Collectible Vinyl Figure Set
Want to connect with the divine but can’t build a shrine? Then grab this collectible set of professionally crafted tokens guaranteed to motivate your maker. Made from finely sculpted vinyl, these game-accurate artifacts decorate shelves and awaken shelved deities.
This brass-like, pocket watch-like necklace features the iconic dragon and ornate construction and design. If you’re counting down the minutes to your next Skyrim campaign, this is the watch to constantly recheck.
A painstaking recreation of the ritual table, this ornately carved jewelry box is topped with stylized dragon heads. With a fine velvet lining, this unique Skyrim artifact holds prized possessions and perhaps possessed heirlooms.
Skyrim Limited Edition Accessory Set for Nintendo Switch
Trick out your Nintendo Switch with this glorious Skyrim accessory set! Featuring a soft pouch for your console, a joy-con trigger grip, a cleaning cloth, and protective screen filter, these Skyrim accessories enable enhanced gameplay with familiar dragon branding.
Modern writings and sacred tomes continuing the Skyrim saga.
The Elder Scrolls: The Official Cookbook
Eat like the perpetually peckish adventurers of Skyrim with this very official cookbook. Want to conjure up in-game edibles enjoyed by warriors far and wide? Than open this official cookbook and enjoy the very real taste of imagined foodstuff.
Stored in a lavishly illustrated slipcase, this Skyrim book set features three hardcover volumes stuffed with Skyrim lore, magics, creatures, characters, and perhaps formerly unknown histories told only in secret throughout Tamriel’s perilous province.
Don’t worry — if you beat the game, you can simply go back and ignore the main adventure. Yep, you can spend your days drinking at the pub, or following various factions and then leaving various factions because you’d rather be drinking at the pub. It’s all up to you, really, which is the beauty of Skyrim. And if you’re looking for souvenirs from your myriad adventures, we’ll have the perfect keepsake tailored to your experience. Just put down the ale, pull out your laptop, and browse our Skyrim-stuffed online store.
Who would immediately (like, without hesitation) forsake Earth and join Optimus Prime in a last-ditch effort to emancipate Cybertron? That’s right – Tiras. An experienced geek-culture pundit, Tiras regularly consumes and reviews all manner of fantastical, fictional, and high-concept content. He also dreams of ending an eons-long war between two factions of intimidatingly tall transforming robots.